Mha:
Deku: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Iida, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Deku:
Deku: fsh
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Angels of death spoilers:
Zack, when Rachel and Danny were about to shoot him: Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Rachel, pointing a gun at him: How can you still say that?
Zack: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
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Danganronpa V3:
Maki: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Kaito: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Maki: No! Four to five seconds!
Kaito: Too late!!!
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Danganronpa 1:
Genocyder Syo: Don't worry, I have a few scissors up my sleeve.
Byakuya: I think you mean tricks.
Genocider Syo, pulling scissors out of her sleeves: I did not.
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Tbhk:
Teru, going over Hanako's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
Hanako: Yes
Teru: Okay... may I know what you create?
Hanako: Problems.
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Bungo stray dogs:
Atsushi: What time is it?
Dazai: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out
Dazai: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Kunikida: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Dazai: It's 2 am
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Omori:
Aubrey: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Kel: The car takes a screenshot.
Hero: For the last time, get the fuck out.
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Tbhk spoilers:
Yashiro: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Yashiro and Hanako, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Kou: Our turn, Mitsuba! One, two, three- vanilla!
Mitsuba (As school mystery number three), deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
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Danganronpa V3 spoilers for the mastermind:
Shuichi: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Keebo: Is it me, Shuichi?
Shuichi: No, it's not you.
Himiko: Is it me, Shuichi?
Shuichi: It's not you either.
Tsumugi: Is it me, Shuichi?
Shuichi:
Shuichi, mockingly: Is IT mE ShUiCHi?
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Tbhk:
Kou: This pushpop banging yo!
Mitsuba: That is a fucking glue stick
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That is it for now. I shall now go perish in video games hhhh
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