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Incorrect quotes but it's my friend group

Pug: You're a loose cannon, Isabelle.

Isabelle: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Oliver: I think you play by your own rules.

Thea: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.

Pug: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Isabelle: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Vee is a loose cannon.

Vee: *smashes a chair*

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Pug: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Oliver will and will not eat.

Isabelle: Grass? Yes!

Pug: Moss? Yes!!

Isabelle: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Pug: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Isabelle: Worms? Sometimes!

Pug: Rocks? Usually nah.

Isabelle: Twigs? Usually!

Pug: Vee's cooking? Inconclusive!

Thea: How did you... test this?

Pug: You just hand them stuff and say 'eat this' and if they eat it, they eat it.

Thea: ... I don't know how to feel about this.

Vee: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

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Pug: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Robyn: >:O language

Oliver: Yeah watch your fucking language

Isabelle: OKAY WHO TAUGHT OLIVE THE FUCK WORD?

Thea: 'The fuck word'.

Vee: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Oliver: Oh my god they censored it

Thea: Say fuck, Vee.

Oliver: Do it, Vee. Say fuck.

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Pug: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Robyn: Several traffic violations.

Oliver: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Isabelle: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Thea: Also, that's not our car.

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Pug, about Robyn: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.

Oliver: Are we stealing them?

Isabelle: New or used?

Pug: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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Pug: Robyn isn't answering their phone

Oliver: I'll call

Pug: Isabelle and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Robyn: Hello?

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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Pug: Oh peck.

Vee: Wait, three?