incorrect quotes

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A/N: Again, I'm not funny. So I just get the incorrect quotes ideas from other people.

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YTTD:

Sara to Keiji: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

Keiji: Well then, 

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Angels of death:

Rachel: Zack, just take the sign and let me take a picture.

Zack: You think I really give a fuck? I can't even read.

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Danganronpa V3:

Kokichi, running for the russian president: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

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YTTD:

Shin: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'

Also Shin, a couple days later: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.

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Angels of death:

Dr. Danny: I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

Rachel, tied down to the tabel: Yeah no shit Danny.

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Angels of death, again:

Zack: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.

Zack: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'

Rachel: Have you.... Learned that from experience..?

Zack: ...... Why don't we continue to the next floor.

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YTTD Chapter 1 part 1 and chapter 2 part 1 spoilers:

Sara at hallucination Joe: If you can't beat them, dress better than them.

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Danganronpa V3:

Miu: You'll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

Kokichi: On the invention?

Miu: on the invention-

Kokichi: Great.

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YTTD:

Joe: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Sara: Joe, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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Tbhk:

Hanako to Teru:  Do you take constructive criticism?

Teru: I only take cash or credit.

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Assassination classroom:

Karma: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

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