MYUNGIHO
yunho
help
help
help me
pls it's urgent
yunho pls HELP ME
yuntopia
what could you possibly need at 4 in the fucking morning
MYUNGIHO
my toilet isn't flushing
yuntopia
...
are you fucking kidding me
MYUNGIHO
yunho it's a life or death situation
yuntopia
not my problem
MYUNGIHO
yunho 😭
yuntopia
what?
it's not my problem you can't shit in peace
MYUNGIHO
... are you really yunho
yuntopia
no
MYUNGIHO
i knew it
yuntopia
let
me
fucking
sleep
MYUNGIHO
NO
san isn't answering and seonghwa told me to fuck myself too
i mean i could
but i don't want to
yuntopia
it's too early for your bullshit
mingi please
go to sleep
MYUNGIHO
how can i go to sleep when my toilet can't flush
what if i need to make a deposit
huh
what then
yuntopia
that's way too much of a tmi
MYUNGIHO
oops
yuntopia
don't you have something that can help??
MYUNGIHO
i have a dirty sock
yuntopia
you're hopeless
i'm going to bed
bye
MYUNGIHO
yunho 😭
yuntopia
i admire you and shit
but this isn't worth losing braincells over
MYUNGIHO
i'm making my next song about you
yuntopia
about how much you love me?
MYUNGIHO
about how much i hate you.
yuntopia
yikes that hurt
not.
go to sleep dumbass
MYUNGIHO
i don't mean it tho 🥺
pls don't take it to heart 🥺
yuntopia
i know you don't
and don't make me repeat myself
go
to
sleep
uwu
MYUNGIHO
omg the uwu is back
i'm so scared
yuntopia
your 4 am sarcasm is perfect
MYUNGIHO
thank you
yuntopia
you're not the only good liar in this world
MYUNGIHO
fuck you too
yuntopia
bye bye 👋
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