Mystical Heights

Chapter 1: What great big teeth I have.

"Where am I?" Solaris thought to herself. "And what is that awful smell?" Solaris continued while sniffing the unfamiliar room as she sat up and went to brush her hair back only to find out her hair was completely gone. "Ahh!" She screamed thinking she must have partied to hard last night, because she couldn't remember anything other than her car breaking down and one of the mutts from Bayside Heights offering to give her a ride home. At first Solaris refused his request of course, but everything after that was hazy and a blank in her mind. She ran to the bathroom that was attatched to the room she was in. Whose room was it? She was unsure at the present moment, but the most important thing right now was to find out if her hair was really missing or her hands were trying to decieve her.

Solaris made it to the mirror only to find out it was just a hole in the bathroom wall where a mirror would normally be. Solaris saw Jensen on the other side and they both screamed out in shock "Ahh" in unison. Solaris fell to the floor and Jesen fell at the same time, almost as if they were in sync with each other as they slammed to the floor. "I know what that awful smell is now." Solaris said aloud and noticing her voice was extremely deep when she said it. When she sat up with her back resting against the bathroom counter, she looked down at her forest legs of hair. "Oh my blood for sucking God" Solaris exclaimed when she saw how hairy her legs were. "There has got to be something in the water, because I know for a fact that I shaved my legs last night." Solaris said mortified as she looked at her extremely toned legs with black hair long enough to be combed running up both of her legs to her sponghebob square pants boxers she had on.

Something wasnt right when she saw a buldge where there shouldnt be a buldge on her and two missing buldges where she should have buldges were missing. Solaris pulled the collar of her shirt and peered down the front of it only to see more hair and no perky "c" cups she definitely had attached to her chest last night. Solaris lifted the front of her underwear to see something that made her finally realize that she was not herself any longer. "I'm in Jensen's Penis, I mean Jensen's bodyyyy!" Solaris yelled out with tears in her eyes. To confirm her assumption, Solaris raised herself up from the ground up to the now confirmed bathroom mirror and not a hole in the wall and saw herself in Jensen's body. "How the bloody neck hell am I in Jensen's body?." She asked puzzled. "Does that mean Jensen is in my body right now?" She wondered to herself while looking for her iPhone only to remember "her" iPhone was probably with Jensen. "Knock' knock." Someone softly knocked on the door and didn't wait to enter. "Jensen sweety, did you take that sweet girl Solaris back home okay last night?" Jensen's mother Mrs. Hernandez asked softly. Solaris stood there stiff as a board and shocked not knowing how to respond and just thought the wisest thing to do in this type of situation would be for her to nod her head and say "mmhm." To affirm Jensen's mothers question. Jensen's mother squinted her eyes and looked perplexed about her sons odd behavior, but nevertheless said "okay" and closed the door and left back out.

Solaris found Jensen's iphone and clicked the side button to turn it on. "Shit." Solaris muttered when she ran into the lock screen. It was a pattern lock so she first tried a "M" for mutt. "Incorrect pass code." popped up. 9/10 tries left was directly under the message. She tried a "D" for dog but also for dumbass. "Incorrect pass code. 8/10 tries left." She tried "L" for loser and it was right. She was in. Solaris clicked on the phone icon on the home screen which brought up a dial pad. She typed in her number and "Annoying" came up on the screen. "What the...? Annoying? Stupid flea bag has me as Annoying in his dusty ass phone." Solaris said agitated through clenched teeth. "Hi, its Solaris. Sing your song at the tone bitches." Her own voicemail answered her. When she hit redial she pushed the speaker phone button and clicked on "edit contact." And changed "Annoying" to "Im a beautiful princess you fuck." Her voicemail picked up again. Solaris thought the idiot probably wasnt as smart as her so she texted her phone saying "The password for the phone is '2502' flea bag."