"Jensen honey stop crying its going to be okay." Nana soothed her son then covered up the mouth piece of the phone and mouthed "Its most definitely not going to be okay" to everyone listening in on the phone call from Jensen. Okay honey let me figure out what to do then I'll call back." Nana said hanging up the phone. "Well we have good news and completely horrible rotten news. Which do you wanna hear first?" Nana asked the group. "If were voting for real I would like took hear the horrible rotten news first." Chassidy said raising her hand. "Shut up Chassidy!" Everyone yelled at the same time. "Well allrighty then." Chassidy replied halfheartedly folding her arms in front of her. "That was a rhetorical question, sweetheart." Nana enlightened Chassidy before cointinuing. "Jensen is okay and has Gerry tied up and bound and gagged on an island." Nana gave the good news. "Let's go get him." Solaris said hopefull. "Jensen has him tied up on an island in another demention of the galaxy that can only be used once every thirty years by a single wizard." Nana said giving part of the bad news.
"English?" Chassidy asked out loud. Everyone looked at Chassidy but this time didn't object and had no idea what Nana meant. "Jensen is stuck unless we coerce a couple Wizards to take us to Jensen and bring him back." Raymond answered. "Right, but that means if we don't do that then Jensen and Solaris will be stuck like they are permanently also." Nana replied of the really bad news part.
"Do we know any Wizards that would help us? Solaros asked. "Besides Chassidys boyfriend, is there anyone else?" Solaris asked and made Chassidy make a vomiting sound again. "I think if Chassidy shows some skin then her warlock boyfriend might be able to do this on his own." Raymond chimed in and made Chassidy dry heave repeatedly. "Stop it!" Larry Joe defendedChassidy again and patted her back while she ferociously dry heaved. "Okay, well I think an old friend of mine can help us." Nana said inbetween everyone's laughter. The Laughlin crowd instantly quieted when Nana said the statement. "A girl I went to school with has been with the warlocks for about thirty years as a slave or a maid I heard. Her name is Samantha and I bet she would be willing to help us." Nana said of her lost friend from grade school that went missing one day.
"How do you know about her?" Raymond asked in a serious tone. "Jensen said he made a friend with a talking cat named Samantha" Nana replied. "So what? How does that put two and two together with your missing playground BFF?" Chassidy asked seriously. "Well because how many Samanthas do you know that wore a butler outfit every single day? The Samantha I knew wore one to school every single day." Nana replied and made everyone chatter amongst themselves acknowledging that coincidences were a dime a dozen and couldn't believe two Samantha's that wore a butler outfit every single day of their lives living in the same town be a fact. "If we could find Samantha then she will help us figure out how to find a second wizard that would help us." Nana said assuredly.
"Chassidy, its time to call your future hubby." Raymond said jokingly and made Chassidy vomit. "One more joke about that weirdo and I'll delete his number and go on vacation alone." Chassidy replied angrily. "Okay no more jokes about Prince Charming, starting now." Solaris made one final Joke and made Chassidy give her the evil eye stare. "I mean it. One more and I'm booking a plane to suck-my-ass-ville and you're on your own." Chassidy said sternly. "Ugh, fine." Solaris ran over and hugged Chassidy and they giggled.
"Calling might make him think something is up so I'm gonna message him on Vessenger." Chassidy said pulling out her phone. "What is Vessenger?" Larry Joe asked. "How Vamps and Lockes stay connected. Like a Dark Social media for the un-mainstream folk I guess." Chassidy answered him. "So its like Facebook for weird people." Solaris made sense of it to everyone, who all exclaimed "ahh." In sync, just like the toys inside the "claw game" at the pizza place arcade room did, in the movie 'Toy Story'. Chassidy looked around at everyone shaking her head. "All of you are to stupid to insult." Chassidy said. "Thank you." Larry Joe unbeknownst replied solely. "Baby, if your gonna be with this." Chassidy said using her hands to go up and down her body. "Then stop being stupid." Chassidy said and grabbed Larry Joe by the shirt he had recently put on after changing and pulled him to her and started kissing him in front of everyone with her middle fingers pointed up as she kissed Larry Joe.
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Mystical Heights
Ficção AdolescenteSolaris Van-Nuyes is a eighteen year old vampire, and she has been that way for the past 155 years. Solaris lives with her vampire family and they only hunt human's that are hand picked by their leader, Raymond. Raymond only picks the scum of the e...
