Mystical Heights

Chapter 12: Jumping through the Bermuda Portal of Doom

Raymond Van-nuyes said for the first time in his entire life and immortal life combined a request that made him grit his teeth mad asking unhappily. "Will you pretty pretty please with a cherry on top get your ass over her and pretend to be Chassidy please, Solaris?" Raymond asked wit a fake smile. "He can do better." Chassidy replied. Raymond jerked his attention torwards Chassidy and made the hairs on her neck stand up. "Kidding." Chassidy replied lowly. Raymond turned his attention back to Solaris. "Ummmmm." Solaris said tapping her chin. "What do you think Prixie? Should I help Ray Ray or make him suffer some more at being nice for a change?" Solaris asked her fairy god mother sitting with one leg crossed over the other on Solaris shoulder looking elegant. "Yeah, I think he might blow a fuse if you don't help." Prixie replied laughing.

Solaris walked over and extended her hand in front of Raymond, whom took the phone from his back pocket and smacked it in Solaris open hand saying "Thank you very much." Raymond said through clenched teeth. "Anytime Champ." Solaris replied elbowing Raymond softly. Solaris looked through the messages for a minute before looking at Chassidy. "What?" Chassidy asked after a long and uncomfortable stare from Solaris made her cover her face with her hand to stop Solaris from staring. "You put a picture of you wearing whipped cream on display for everyone to see?" Solaris asked shaking her head. "I put #comelickthewhip under it also. I got like two thousand likes. Ha ha." Chassidy replied shaking her butt and saying "Heyyy", as she danced around. "Can I see it?" Larry Joe asked. "NO!" Chassidy and Solaris replied simultaneously. "We got action ladies and Raymond." Solaris said when a chime came in. "Probably just another like for little whip whip." Chassidy said referring to herself as "whip whip".

When Solaris was done reading the message, everyone turned towards Chassidy and after a brief stare of silence, burst out laughing. "HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!" Everyone present laughed hysterically. "Sorry Solaris, I guess I'm going to have to start getting used to you as a man, because you could not pay me enough to even consider that. Hell to the naw!" Chassidy yelled out standing up and stretching. "Nope, I won't take one for the team on that one. Hell no no mofo." Chassidy said repeating her objection. Solaris started to fake cry and had everyone hugging her and giving Chassidy the evil eye. Prixie even went to the extent of flipping off Chassidy. "Oh my god, you all are out to get me and make my life miserable. Fine, I'll send the creep a picture of my boobs." Chassidy reluctantly agreed. Everyone started smiling again and the fake tears stopped flowing and Prixie started blowing kisses instead of flipping birds at Chassidy.

"I took some night classes for photography last summer." Larry Joe announced. "Oh sure, but I like my photographer to be hands on and touch me all over. Is that going to be a problem?" Chassidy asked loudly. "Nope, not a problem at all." Larry Joe said shaking his head. "In your dreams Polaroid boy!" Chassidy yelled out. "When you propose to me I might let you see them, but without a ring on my finger, the twins are staying inside and fully clothed."Chassidy shook her perfect breasts up and down at Larry Joe.

Chassidy and Solaris went into the bathroom with a camera and no bra. Chassidy wasn't as nervous when it was just the two of them. Vamoosh said it had to be a video, so he knew it wasn't photo shopped." Solaris said turning the camera to video on the device. "Smart little fucker." Chassidy exclaimed though clenched teeth. "Okay lose the shirt and pose, baby!" Solaris said laughing. "Your an animal, baby!" Solaris yelled mimicking the Austin powers movie while growling as she took a video. Chassidy kept the same pose and unhappy blank face, holding her middle finger up and frowning toward the camera. "Perfect." Solaris said after rewatching the 3 second flick. "They are quite nice aren't they baby." Chassidy replied, referring to her perfect breasts.

"Well Chass, I was talking about the angle I used, not about your fun bags Princess Ego of nostalgiaville." Solaris exclaimed and fist pumped the air at the new insult she had came up with on the spot. "Whatever you say Mister Mangina." Chassidy rapid fire replied a new insult that made her run around in circles as they left the bathroom, pretending that she had just made the winning shot in the championship game. "Oh no she didn't! And the crowd is up on their feet chanting. "Chas-si-dy! Chas-si-dy! If she can't do it nobody can!" Chassidy yelled into her hand cupped Megaphone she made with her hands. "When we get you and the musty puppy switched back, I'm going to chop off Vamooshes little canoosh and stuff it down his throat and video tape that and send it to his entire followers on social media." Chassidy said with an intent look in her eyes, as if she has been planning this dick removal for longer than today when he asked for a video of her breasts. "You should do some pretend porn so that this video is not that special and worthless when all Vamoosh would have to do is log into a porn website and see you with a bunch of guys having pretend porno sex." Chassidy said randomly.