Mystical Heights

Chapter 5: The wedding that made Solaris mortal again.

  Jensen woke up when Samantha the butler opened the cellar door and came in with an outfit that looked like it came from the dry cleaner's. Samantha started humming "pur, pur, pur, purrr, pur, pur, pur, purrr as she walked, with a now to Jensen's eyes giant white wedding dress. "Tell that weird, fat, idiot master of yours that he's trying to marry a man and I bet he will call it off before the alter." Jensen said. "Now now dear I know your a bit nervous but soon you will be part of my family." Samantha said placing the dress down in front of Jensen on the lone chair in the cellar. "I'm not putting that on." Jensen stated as a matter of fact. "Why do you purrretend not to love my master?" Samantha said somewhat heartbroken. "Because you idiot, I'm Jensen!" Jensen replied angrily. "Oh right. Silly me, I forgot my dear." Samantha replied unsure of what to do now. "Why do you call yourself a butler? Your a female, so wouldn't you be called a maid?" Jensen asked questionably. "Funny story actually. Do you have time to hear it?" Samantha asked folding her hands and raising up higher on her hind legs as she asked.

"Well just because its you sweetcheeks, I'll go ahead and clear my busy schedule for today so I can hear it." Jensen said sarcastically unbeknownst to Samantha who replied "Oh my kibbles, thank you so much Solaris!" Samantha replied enthusiastically. "Don't mention it." Jensen replied shaking his head giving up. "Well it all started when I was a little girl, and I wa.." Samantha started saying but Jensen cut her off saying "Wait, a little girl? You mean a little kitten, right?" Jensen interjected. "Oh purrrlease no, I used to be a human you silly girl." Samantha said flapping her paw out as she said it. "I'm a guy you fur ball." Jensen said in even tone.

"Anyways, let me finish purrlease. When I was a little girl I used to hate when my mother made me wear dresses. So I rebelled and started wearing a butler's outfit everywhere and my mother thought it was so cute and she let me wear the butler outfit everywhere I went. I was just happy I didn't have to wear any dresses anymore, so I made a new butler outfit for everyday of the week and for every holiday and surprise 'dress wearing' event my mother tried to spring on me." Samantha said joyfully. "When and why did you become a cat Samantha?" Jensen asked hoping she would get to the moral of the story soon before he fell back asleep. "When I was in the fifth grade and they told my mother that I had to wear a dress for the school photo, my mother wouldn't take no for an answer when I objected. She and my father I might add had to force the stupid dress on me and they put a small padlock, the one you might see on a diary or something on the zipper in the back making it impossible for me to take it off."

"When I got to school all the kids laughed at me because they have never seen me in a dress before and I looked stupid in it." Samantha started to cry remembering the horrific day. "You don't have to finish Samantha, I get it." Jensen replied earnestly. "No! I want to tell you!" Samantha said angrily. "Okay, okay keep going ." Jensen replied putting up his hands in surrender. "Thank you, now when.." Samantha started to say and from upstairs Gerry yelled "SAMANTHA MY SOLARIS BETTER BE IN THAT DRESS BY THE TIME I GET DOWN THERE!"

"You better go upstairs and hide for a little bit, you can finish your story later." Jensen said to the shaking Samantha. "Thank you Solaris, I mean Jensen." Samantha replied and hurried out the door and left it ajar. Two minutes later Gerry stood at the top step looking down at Jensen who had squatted and pissed on the dress leaving a yellow stain in the middle of the dress. "Tell me you didn't do what I think you did Solaris." Gerry said completely baffled. "Well first off you fat idiot I'm Jensen not Solaris and yes I took a piss all over this dress because you will literally have to kill me before I marry you." Jensen said spitting on the dress to reiterate his statement.

"There you go with that 'I'm Jensen' crap again. Its not going to work my soon to be wife." Gerry said walking closer to Jensen. "Bro, seriously I will bite you and drain you if you take another step." Jensen said standing up to show him that he was serious. Stopping in his tracks Gerry held up his hands in defense and said "its okay my love, soon you won't have to act this way and can release your inner feelings to me and show your love for me."