Alyssa Greene Parody

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Cole "The hair has to be perfect."
Steven "The A’s have to be straight."
Cole "You have to join the debate club,
On that there’s no debate."

Steven "You have bible camp each summer
To keep you pure and clean."
Cole "Endless rules apply
When you’re a Hence."

Steven "The trophies have to be first place
The ribbons have to be blue."
Cole "There’s always some competition."
Steven. "Or hoops for jumping through."

Cole. "Your dad’s made sacrifices,
So win the fang blade cup."
Steven "Cause it’s do or die
When you’re a Jones."

Cole "And you wish there was a world
Where you were simply free to live."
Steven "And when people criticized you,
You had no more shits to give."

Cole "And in this other lifetime
When you tell yourself be brave."
Steven "You won’t cave."
Cole "That’s the one thing I truly crave."

Steven "But your feelings have to be phony."
Cole "Your weight has to be tracked."
Steven "If you don’t like being a prince, you'd better learn to act."
Cole "If you don't like being a jock, you’d better learn to dance."

Steven "Just have everything perfected
By the time you reach eighteen."
Cole "Don’t ask how or why
When you’re a Hence."

Steven/Cole. "Improve all of your strong points,
And hide the things that you lack,
Cause Mom’s/dad's convinced if you’re perfect,
Your father/mother might come back."

both "You’re not yourself,
You’re not what she/he wants,
You’re someone in between,
Your whole life’s a lie,
When you’re a Jones/Hence."

/the slash is me singing about cora while coles singing about lou look up the song Alyssa Greene Prom the Musical

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