==> BE THE CRABBY CANCER
You are now Karkat Monica Vantas. You are 18 years old and you are a junior in high school. You are 5'1 and your Boyfriend Sollux Captor always teases you about it. More on him later. Your hair is a warm chocolate brown, but you dye it so it is black with a few different colored streaks depending on your mood. You have pale white skin one or two shades away from being albino, your eyes are a natural candy red which you hate. You used to hide your eyes behind dark brown contacts but Your lover took you in his arms one night as you took them out muttering how much you hated your eyes and he said something you'll never forget "Your eyes could be blue black red or green. I doethn't matter to me. All I'll ever thee ith a boy I'm tho tho lucky to call mine. I love You Karkat." That was the first person to ever tell you that he loved you. And you’ll always love him
You have many interests such as Rom-coms, cooking, cuddling, snuggling, make outs with your boyfriend, and a few.... other things with your boyfriend. Heheh, to say the least you are very good at giving blow jobs. You love rom-coms because they are the perfect movie to cuddle up and watch with your partner. What are you supposed to cuddle up and watch with your boyfriend???? Zombie movies?? Because that is soo romantic. Your boyfriend may whine and bitch about them but you know he loves snuggling up to you while you watch and he has started to watch them as well crying at the sad parts and chuckling at the funny parts. You love to cook because you love turning even the grosses thing and making it Delicious. Now you did say you would explain your boyfriend. Your Boyfriend Is Sollux Captor, Sollux Captor is 6'2 and is SUPER skinny. It like, he eats as much as he wants then doesn't gain any weight! It really worries you at how skinny your lover is. He has jet black hair and one bright red eye and one icy blue one. You love his eyes, it’s his best feature, after his cute plush booty. You are currently sitting in a small café with your boyfriend and your annoying dork of a friend John Egbert.
“It’s just not fair guys!!” He whined as you roll your eyes and sip your caramel coffee and grumble “What isn’t fair?”
Sollux slowly started to put in head phones but you whack him on the side and he groaned pulling them out and putting them away “I Mean. All of my friends are in relationships! Rose has Vriska Jade has Tavros you guys have each other Cronus has Kankri and Dave Has Terezi!! I don’t have anyone!!” John then pouted and you roll your eyes once more “Well it would fucking help if you told us what your sexuality is! One day you scream you love cock the next day you scream you love pussy! MAKE UP YOUR MIND DO YOU LIKE COCK OR PUSSY?” John blushed but you didn’t give a fuck, holy shit even Sollux was blushing! Maybe you shouldn’t have said that so loud. Oh well.
John quietly whispered “Don’t tell anyone I told you but um…. I’m gay.” You roll your eyes again “AND THE TRUTH COMES OUT LIKE CUM FROM A PENIS JOHN EGBERT IS G-“and sollux clamped a hand over your mouth giggling like a nerd “th KK!” You smirk as Sollux pulled his hand away, John on the other hand was blushing like a motherfucker “Ugh why am I friends with you!” Your smirk widens “Maybe You secretly LOOOOVE me.” Sollux quickly wrapped an arm around you and let out a soft growl “Thorry, He’th mine” John shook his head and sipped his Hot cocoa, the fucking pansy. “I Like….. I don’t know.” As he said that Terezi and Dave walked in Terezi clinging to Dave’s side. The male and the blind female waved at the group and went out to the counter. You hear John let out a soft growl that was barely audible “Oh. I get it.” You mutter and two sets of eyes stare at you. “John has a thing for Dave.” John scoffed “Please! He has Terezi and He’s obviously very straight.” Sollux snorted “About ath thraight ath a fucking circle. He uthed two date Tavroth remember? It wath like for two weekth but they dated.” You nod “I remember that! Tavros Dated Dave to make Jade Jealous and It totally worked! That scar on Dave’s left cheek? That was from Jade scratching him. They broke up and Tavros and Jade have been dating since!” John shook his head “I Don’t like Dave.” You roll your eyes again. You roll your eyes a lot when you hang out with John. “Whatever Egbert. Anyone with eyes can see that you’re so fucking Jealous of Terezi.” John stood taking his cup and growling “I’m NOT JEALOUS! FUCK YOU!” and he stormed out. You sigh and nuzzle Sollux’s side “Let’s go Home. I’m sick of trying to fucking help people.” He nods and you two slowly walk out the door.
