What the actual fuck has school done to my little brothers....
My 8 year old brother just walked into my room and asked me "do you slide on your wife when you have sex with her or do you jump on her?" And I just looked at him hella confused and then he said "my friends at school said that they would jump on their wife when they have sex and then she'd go UUUUGGGHH OHHH UHGGHH" and then he just started moaning loudly while laughing and humping my bed. And then the little perverted fuck went over to my computer chair and started moaning even loudly and screaming "harder daddy" and then he said that "you have to stick your fingers in her butt crack, and then stick your dick hole in her butt hole" and then started laughing again and moaning then yeah. That shit went on for about 10 minutes before he finally stopped and left my room and then I sat on the edge of my bed absolutely dumbfounded for like 2 minutes before he came back in my room with a phone and called me and then left me 6 voicemails of him moaning into the microphone.
