Bromance #2

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The Beautiful Story Of Whore Man & Man Whore




Whore man: "Fuck dude..."

Man whore: "wassup man?"

Whore man: "I feel sad bro"

Man whore: "Aww why bro?

Whore man: "my girl broke up wit m-me"

Man whore: "Why?"

Whore man: "I don't even know vro.."

Whore man: "she jus said this,"

Whore man.. I'm so sorry for this but we're over, I don't love you no more. You're pretty fuckin gross tbh and I hate you. You don't even wash in between your eyes like wtf whore?! That's gross asf I'm sorry but I found someone else that fucks and treats me better then you whore man... goodbye.

Man whore: "wow.. I don't even know what to say dude"

Whore man: "I know.. it's ok tho, I'll be fine I'm great I'm ok"

Man whore: "bro.."

Man whore: "She's just a hoe, she doesn't respect your feelings and your amazing thicc guy penis."

Whore man: "my penis is actually a girl but wow vro thank you so much man"

Whore man: "that means the world to me"

Man whore: "no problem whore"

Whore man: "I appreciate you for you."

Man whore: "I appreciate you too.. for your cock."

Whore man: "Lol nice joke dude!"

Man whore: "Ahah! Yeah I know right..."


The End..

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