Stupid Bunny. (Bakugo's Demise.)

✨Chapter 36✨

Without a doubt, you sat next to Bakugo.
Sero and Kirishima plopping right down at the end of the table with their food, nicely gifted to them by Momo.

They both looked at eachother as if the other wasn't meant to be there.

Though.. you didn't really mind and were already stuffing your cheeks with grub like it was your job.
You didn't mind, nor were you really paying attention.

Katsuki was oddly dainty about the way he eats, unlike you.
A chowing fiend.
But Yayorozu's cooking was god tier.
That was undeniable.

"So, Bakubro. How was your day?" Kirishima asked from the other end of the table.

Odd for him to be making conversation.

He just hummed, waiting until he was done chewing.
"Fine. Yours?"

Kirishima wasn't expecting such a straightforward response from him. Not to mention... Ask how his was?
Gasp, who was this Katsuki?

"Pretty cool." Eijirou nod.

Sero was acknowledging your near animalistic eating. Which wasn't usual behavior, so you must have been starving today.
"(Y/n).. don't you wanna slow do-"

"Don't tell her to slow down." Katsuki was quick to cut Hanta off.

You did actually slow down, thinking in your head 'oh my god I will regret this later but it tastes like jesus's Resurrection.'

"Well I was just thinking she's gonna get a stomach ache-"

"I don't care what you thought."

You smiled.
"No, Kat, it's okay I probably do need to slow down."

For a second, you set your chopsticks down. "Tastes like jesus's fourth coming."

Kirishima raised an eyebrow at the odd analogy.
"Does Jesus's fourth coming even have a flavour?"

"Pft, beats me. All I know is that, this-" you pointed to your dinner. "Is godly."

"And Yayorozu might be god."
"I'm not trying to say anything... But I'm pretty sure." You shrugged.

Katsuki just shook his head in dissaproval.

"God does happen to be a woman.
Eijirou say, taking another bite.

You pointed to him, nodding, "Yeah, see, he gets it. You get it."

Kirishima just smiled.

Sero could agree. If god wasn't a woman, then we'd all be shit out of luck.
"We wouldn't have babies." He said.

Katsuki had forgotten about that forbidden idea, swallowing.
"Yeah, then we wouldn't have your stupid shit-"

"SHITTAKE MUSHROOMS!" You shouted, glee ringing through your voice as you interrupt him

You slammed your hands to the table in an effort to silence his sour words.

Seeing the bracelet on your wrist that you'd long since forgotten. And if it wasn't there, you never would have remembered.

Katsuki quieted down, and so did Sero and Kirishima.

Eating their food like normal human beings while you chowed down on yours. An absolute beast.

You slowly sat down your chopsticks, bringing your hands beneath the table.

And... You nudged Katsuki. Hoping to get his attention focused to your hand.

His gaze flickered to your face, then saw you shaking your arm beneath the table.

"The fuck are you doi-"

"SHH!"
You were looking left to right...
Being sure no one can see your plan.

But, Hanta and Eijirou were looking in curiosity at the commotion.

You didn't mind what Katsuki was doing, just grabbed his wrist and pulled it beneath the table.

He just let you do whatever it was you were about to do, while the other two boys stuffed their faces with food. Yet still focused on your strange behavior.

Letting his head rest in his palm, whilst you assured his bracelet was facing the right way and slid it onto his wrist.

"God why are your hands so freaking big.." You mumbled.
It was such an inconvenience.

Then, you took his wrist again and placed it to the table.

His eyebrows knit together in confusion, looking at you and then his arm.

"It's a gift from... Santa.."
You assured him, placing your wrist to the table with a matching bracelet. So nonchalant.

His heart .. melted.

He brought his arm up to view what it said, and sure enough.

'Kat.' Spelled out in letter beads.

Now, he was repeating in his head.
'oh my god I'm gonna cry this is the best thing anyone has ever given to me and I'll cherish it forever.'

"Pft... Santa, huh?"

"Don't laugh at it!"

Why would you ever think he was laughing at it?
"I'm not laughing at it! I fucking love it!" He aggressively assured you. This was amazing.

"Really!? You like it!?"
You smiled with pride.

'God, yes, it's the best. The best thing ever created.'

Though his face didn't show it, he'd certainly tell you later.

"Yeah, I like it.." he took another bite.

"I couldn't tell if I should make it with black and orange like your hero costume, or purple and black."
You nearly rambled.

As if the bracelet itself couldn't get better, you made it.

"But I like orange and yellow- and it goes with your hair. So if your naked, it's the perfect outfit."

His eyes widen at the abruptness of your last statement.
"Naked!?"

"Naked?" Kirishima chimed in.

You shrug, this wasn't a big deal.
"Yeah if your in the shower and still want a fit, you've got one."