The Big Finale (TCS book 5)

jadlen junior

"Edward Edward I'm having a baby" I scream as I run into him

"What how"

"Well remember we ate cucumbers"

"Oh no what will we do"

"Well isn't it obvious"

Then I turn into a beaver goat

(I'd like to thank Louis Tomlinson for teaching me this word)

"HAWHAEHAWHAGA" I'm like screaming as I go into this beam then there's a flash

I fall on the ground then there's a voldemort in a dress with a plug in the two slits he calls nostrils

"Hello moma jadelen" he says

"No I'm jadelen not moma jadelen"

"You are now"

Then he holds up this baby and it looks like a bugger that gollum sneezed

"Eew it's hideous!" I scream as I run as far as I can

"Yes it resembles you so much"

Then I glare at him making alien goo pop out of my ears

"But wait, so everyone who has a baby is called moma _____?" I ask as this drunk veiny cartoon Popsicle jumps around the room then trips over the Olympic torch

"Yes that would be correct"

Wait... What about moma narwhal?!?

Moma narwhal POV

"Hmm what is that burning smell" I ask while Lucy chews on her fungussy foot

"That would be your dairy air madam" says the butler I ordered from Argos

"Oh right" I say as I flip myself over a bird

Oh I'm getting a call

"Hello"

"MOMA NARWHAL LISA'S AWAKE"

Yeah short chapter but I'm supposed to be doing my homework, I'm just such a rebel *tries to be cool but falls off cliff*

Yeah and that Louis Tommo thing... He called be a 'beaver goat' in a dream I had a few nights ago..

Yeah so BYEBYEBYE