1d and robots

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"What what"

"Yes yes YOU HEEEEAAARD ME"

"So Lisa's awke"

"Yup you dimwitted horse"

"Ok banana elbow I'll be right there"

"WHATEVER IM WATCHING HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 5"

I just hang up so that excuse of a pimple breath can go watch high school musical 5... which doesn't exist

So Lisa's awake hmmm

"Uh hello I'm still here"

Oh look it's Lola from chapter 2

"Oh soz bbz" I say then I knock her on the head with a con shell

Then my phone rings

Jeez I'm so popular

"Yes what" I say while I pretend to file my nails to give off the impression I'm all cool.

Oh yeah she can't see me

"Moma! Moma! You are a moma!"

Lisa's POV

Hmmm oh look a penny

Penny penny penny lane

"DO YOU REALLY WANNA LIVE FOREVER"

OMGOMGOMG IT'S ONE DIRECTION

"Aaahhhhhh Harry gissa kiss" I scream then someone sneezes on me

Huh??

"Lisa Lisa please wake up" screams a voice then everything disappears.

Oh poop it was just a dream

Then all water goo goes on me

Oh god frodos at the waterworks again

WAIT!!! I CAN MOVE

I move all my body then frodo chokes on a fish leg

"He-loo. I am Lisa."

I am a robot

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