"You must say yes" gandalf says being a yoga woman on a magic carpet while floating around my room
"But why" I ask trying to pick my eyeholes on the sly
"Well you see" he comes down and picks my eyeholes for me "it's actually yur fate. Yur MEANT to be together"
"Seriously"
"Lol no" gandalf chuckles "but I can feel that you should be together to save your lives"
Then he starts singing "I! I WANNA SAVE YA! WANNA SAVE YA, WANNA SAVE YA!"
"Um first I'm pretty sure those lyrics are wrong" I point out yeaaaaah "second I don't think it's normal for you to know a one direction song"
"Excuse me Paulzebal but there all hip these days" gandalf does a party pump "WEY HEY"
"Okayyyy... Back to the point" I mumble like broski no "so you think I should marry her"
"YES UGH JUST SHUT UP" gandalf is getting all angry and jadelen like
"Well.... I'm engaged then"
Moma narwhal POV
"No FRICKIN way" I gasp like a fish
"Yepyepyep" says gay donkey guy
Perhaps he's a tad tipsy
"YOUR ONE DYNAMITE GAL
DYNAMITE GAL
DYNAMITE GAL
DYNAM -" Harry's saying to Lisa but he explodes
OMGOMGOMGOMG
LISA FAINTS
Melsitta's POV
A little to the left
And a little to the right
That's right you work those bones Melsitta
"MELSITTAAAAA" I hear jadelen call
Her and her X factor *shrug*
"Yes" I say back
Silence
The silence
Is
Un
Bear
Able
*.*
"Lisa is awake"
Oh snap
So Harry's exploded melsitta's all hipstah and Paulzebal is engaged wow ok
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The Big Finale (TCS book 5)
Teen Fiction[COMPLETED] (Final book in TCS series) Melsitta has forced Moma Narwhal into proposing to her son, Paulzebal. When Paulzebal says no, Melsitta tries to kill Moma Narwhal. And with Lisa 'dead' how can they possibly defeat Melsitta who is now alongsid...
