"ok ok it's ok MEHHHH" screams a voice into my face and I can feel all spit
oh it must be frodo because now my face is oozing narwhal guts
"WAKE UP YOU LUMPY LA LA LOOPSY!" he screams then I gasp, well I gasp mentally cus
I CAN'T FREAKING MOVEE
UUUGGGHHHH
"maam you should go" says a raspy hippo sounding voice to frodo
oh no what has he just done
Frodo's POV
"Oh HEEEEELLL nooo!" I say then I rip off my disguise
I am frodo the jungle man
I am... Gassy
Ooh that one was NASTAAYY.
"I'm sorry ma'am are you -" the doctor says but then he sees me and he's all gasp gasp I need air
"YOUR A MAN?!?!" he screams like a chipmunk that has asthma and the hiccups
"yes yes I am."
Jadelens POV
"Ok ok where's my water bottle" I say to myself cus I'm gradually turning into gollum "oh there it is, my baby don't cry"
poor water bottle is upset because he isn't living in luxury no more
I cradle it and imagine its seths baby...
WHAT THE HECKILYHANDERBAGS I JUST FELT SOMETHING MOVE INSIDE OF ME!!!!!
Now I remember.
I ate cucumbers with Edward
IM PREGNANT :O
moma narwhals POV
"Happy new year lucifer" I say all party like
"Uh moma IT'S LUCCYYY!! L - O- O- S- I-E!!" She screams and I chuckled like some fake 'best dad ever' in a TV program who's all like "oh that rascal"
"yes well happy 2013" I say and then I do the party rock dance
CUS IM KWL LIKE DAT.
"moma!" Says a voice and I turn my head
"LOLA?!?!"
woah I haven't updated in ages...
Not since last year actually ;) hawhawwww see what I did there
Nah me either.
Well thanks for reading my helpless koalas
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