The Big Finale (TCS book 5)

its getting nasty

"Moma who do you think you are" I scream "running around leaving scars! collecting your jar of hearts"

Then she pulls away from Harry

"What did I do" she says like the narwhal she is

"DUUUUHHHH. You were kissing mah man." I say all like "Jees here come the lady Egyptians"

"What no I wasn't" she stands up all like oh hell no but then she knocks over a chair

Wow smooth going moma

"I was trying to suck the cereal he ate out of him" she says

Then mullet man and the rest of us go "ooooooohhhh"

Lucifer is making her chipmunk face

Oh no she's pigging out on the hospital blankets

"LUUUUCCCYYY!" We all scold/laugh like some perfect parents on nick.jr

"Caught me again" she says shrugging as she smiles at the imaginary camera and then we all just laugh like we're perfect and nothing could change that

"No but seriously get the heck off my bed" I say then she jumps up and squeals while she runs into an old man who falls over her and eats a fish

Then Momas phone vibrates again

Moma narwhals POV

Uh what does she want

"WHAT IS IT JADELEN"

"You hung up on me!"

"So"

"SOOOOO.. you didn't tell me you're a mother"

"Well I thought the name would've given it away"

"What but who's your kid"

"Jadelen your a dimwit"

"Who is it then?!"

"it's -"

CLIFFHANGAH. I need to finish this so it's slightly rushed (if I leave it for a while ill never finish it) and sometimes I forget what just happened if its been a while since I wrote. Oh yeah I have another comedy coming right after I finish this book ;D

So yeah bye