The Big Finale (TCS book 5)

the VERY end<3 last chapter of series:')

2 MONTHS LATER

"Enjoy the day" a woman says letting everyone come into the church

"Mmmmmhhhhmmm. I'm so nervous" I say, sweating a pool and the whole church floods up to the ankles

"Don't be" Harry says before making a goofy face and jumping up and down "HEEEEEEY BABY BABIES! OH OH OH OH IT'S THE 1D GUYS!"

"Hi I'm Niall" says a blonde guy

"Oh ok" I just shake his hand but then wipe my hand in Harry's curls

They all just introduce themselves and there's one guy called Vain or something and he seems like a fellow SWAGGIE GANGSTA REBEL so I think we'll get along

Lucy sits beside me and I gasp saying "LUCY IT'S BEEN FOREVER!"

"Yeahh" she agrees "I can't believe today they're getting married. Moma Narwhal and Paulzebal, I mean"

Then Lola sits beside Lucy and says "YOW HOME SKILLET BISCUITS GUESS WHAT I TURNED HOBO SINCE WE LAST MET"

"No surprise judging by ur smell" Lucy holds her nose

Then ciaranty walks onto the alter

"Welcome to the wedding"

"Do do do doooooooo" music starts and moma narwhal flies (literally) up the alter in a fairy suit doing the royal wave

Then Paulzebal is fidgeting like crazy on the alter

"BLAHBLAHBLAH YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE" ciaranty says before moma narwhal even gets to the alter

They just air kiss

/ a little bit later \

"That was Lola's speech" says ciaranty

"Now, for jadelens speech"

Jadelen comes up to the stage wearing a meat dress

Oh her

"Hello" she starts "first off, I'm sorry. I was a poo to you all, and I'm sorry. Paulzebal and Moma Narwhal, I think you'll go far. Your both gud ppl, and I love you. Moma, we've been through a lot. We've had our good days, our bad days, but all in all, it's been the best time of my life"

"OH MY MY THEY COULD NEVER SHUT US DOOOOWN!" Louis starts singing REEEEALLLY loud "I USED TO THINK THAT I WAS BE-----" he gets cut off by vain shoving a duck up his mouth

"Thank you" jadlen says before going off the stage

"Next is melsitta"says ciaranty

"Hello" Melsitta says with her head practically falling off "I'm the bad guy, I guess. Well I was. Not anymore. I want to be good, because good is good. I like making people happy. Thanks to you all, I can be NORMAL. Well, sorta. I'm glad you too are getting married, I know even though it started that I was forcing you, now you both actually decided to really get married, for real. I love choo."

She walks off the stage

"Harry styles" ciaranty calls

"Hello I'm Harry" Harry starts DIMPLES SHOWING BRO "um I don't rlly know them that well, but they're pretty cool. So uh, go Maulzebal, woo." He walks off stage and back beside me

"Lucifer"

Lucy gets up and does a gangsta pose before walking onto the alter

"MOMA! We've done ALOT together. You've tricked me, I've been gangsta, you've scolded me, and were like a family really, all of us. But, I'm sorry, if I had to choose over you all and dead squirrel, I'd have to pick the squirrel." Someone throws a tomato at her face oh

She just grrs and walks off stage

"And last Lisa"

I continue my serious sweating malfunction of mine and walk onstage

"Hello" I say "moma, your my moma. Paulzebal, your my cousin. And now my dad I guess. Which is sorta strange. Eh. Well anyways, moma, we've had loads of adventures together, and I'm sure there's still loads more to come."

Moma is crying a waterfall from the audience "oh yes Lisa, there's still a TON more to come."

Wow IT'S THE END!

OF THE SERIES!

WOAH

SORRY IT WAS SORTA SERIOUS BUT IT'S THE END AWWWW

WHAT'S THAT LAST SENTENCE MEAN

NEW SERIES PERHAPS

WELL LISA

HUH

SHE DUNNO

OMG I LOVE YOU BYE<33333