"OREO, OREOOOOO" all the Oreos of my army say
Dat right
OREO ARMY
be jalous.
I'm on a horse
It's doing the Harlem shake ok
"What's our first act of evilness melsitta" jadelen asks being a goof ass
I MEAN A DONKEY YOU POOP BALL
"Well if my sources are correct" oh oh dat right I'm smart "Paulzebal had agreed to marrying moma narwhal"
"Ohhhhhhhhhhh" jade says "soooo uh WHY are we continuing a war"
"Idk I wanted to have an excuse to go to the ice cream store" I shrug
Dudududusus
ONGOMG LISA LISA DEAD
HA HA GAARY STYLES DEAD
HEKNSNAKKSKSS
I MEAN HARRY WOOPS
AWKY SPELLING OHHHH
SO WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
I NEED TO HELP THEM
WAIT NO I DONT HELP PEOPLE
MAYBE...
NO.
MAYBE....
IM TURNING GOOD
Harry's POV
"YOOUUUUUUUU" hear comes the goat that likes to call herself a singer
"Hello, spit face" I scrunch my nose and make my eyes REALLY wide just to look crazy and freak her out
"YOU FUNKY MONKEY" she growls
I gasp
She went to far
"Wait I take that back" SHE even knows that was too far
"NO! IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT" I scream and everyone covers there ears "YOU JUST INSULTED ME, INSULTED ONE DIRECTION, INSULTED MY FAMILY, INSULTED THE WORLD, SNAP, YOU EVEN INSULTED MY HHAAIIRRR"
She's crying barf "I'm I'm sorry Harry"
"DONT DARE CALL ME THAT" I scream "call me lord"
"Yes lord" she nods
"OK MISTER STYLES YOUR TOO STRANGE SO JUST LEAVE" the Hollywood man says and suddenly I'm transported back to the hospital
"HARRY!"
yup byeeeee
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The Big Finale (TCS book 5)
Teen Fiction[COMPLETED] (Final book in TCS series) Melsitta has forced Moma Narwhal into proposing to her son, Paulzebal. When Paulzebal says no, Melsitta tries to kill Moma Narwhal. And with Lisa 'dead' how can they possibly defeat Melsitta who is now alongsid...
