A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
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Joke Book
HumorSo this book is for all of your crappy or boring days. When people make you sad, I'll be the one to make you smile or laugh. Or at least that's what I think so... And hope too... Anyways, enjoy!!!
