Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.
YOU ARE READING
Joke Book
HumorSo this book is for all of your crappy or boring days. When people make you sad, I'll be the one to make you smile or laugh. Or at least that's what I think so... And hope too... Anyways, enjoy!!!
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Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.
