One time a man walks into a bar. So later he is very drunk when this midget walks in. The drunk man goes and buys some mushrooms from the store and comes back. Then he goes up to the midget, throws the mushrooms on the midget, and yells "Grow Mario grow!"
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Joke Book
HumorSo this book is for all of your crappy or boring days. When people make you sad, I'll be the one to make you smile or laugh. Or at least that's what I think so... And hope too... Anyways, enjoy!!!
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One time a man walks into a bar. So later he is very drunk when this midget walks in. The drunk man goes and buys some mushrooms from the store and comes back. Then he goes up to the midget, throws the mushrooms on the midget, and yells "Grow Mario grow!"