As the police put the handcuffs on me, my mother said, "Dan, I've failed you as a mother." "Mom, my name is Dave."

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Joke Book
HumorSo this book is for all of your crappy or boring days. When people make you sad, I'll be the one to make you smile or laugh. Or at least that's what I think so... And hope too... Anyways, enjoy!!!
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As the police put the handcuffs on me, my mother said, "Dan, I've failed you as a mother." "Mom, my name is Dave."