Me: The police shot a thief in the finger and he died.
Friend: How did he die if he was shot in the finger?
Me: His finger was in his nose!
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Joke Book
HumorSo this book is for all of your crappy or boring days. When people make you sad, I'll be the one to make you smile or laugh. Or at least that's what I think so... And hope too... Anyways, enjoy!!!
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Me: The police shot a thief in the finger and he died.
Friend: How did he die if he was shot in the finger?
Me: His finger was in his nose!
