I received an accidental text yesterday, it said:
Hi, be home soon, love ya, Dave xxx
Being Valentine's Day I thought I'd have a bit of fun so I text the bloke back:
Don't bother, I don't love you, you're a cunt & I have been shagging your brother.
I couldn't wait for the reply, then it came:
You ok mum?
YOU ARE READING
Joke Book
HumorSo this book is for all of your crappy or boring days. When people make you sad, I'll be the one to make you smile or laugh. Or at least that's what I think so... And hope too... Anyways, enjoy!!!
