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When Their S/O is on Their Period

When Their S/O is on Their Period - Murdoc / Reader & 2D / Reader

Triggers: Menstruation period, menstruation cramps.
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— Murdoc Faust Niccals
• Makes you soup because it's the only thing he knows how to make except a grilled cheese.

• When he heard you groaning out of pain he busted open the door so fast and proceeded to dump all of your stuffed animals on you and got you a heat pad.

• ARE YOU HURT?? / "what no i'm just in blistering pain from these period cramps." / "WAIT THERE AND DO NOT MOVE A MUSCLE."

• Used a cook book you bought from the store to fix you a grilled steak with mushrooms and white american cheese. it actually tasted really good but he wouldn't stop bragging about it for a week.

• Fixes you a raspberry mango smoothie every time you are on your period because he looked it up and it helps with cramps apparently? just trust him

• sits in bed with you and either sings or plays the bass. he isn't bad at singing when he tries. he actually kinda sounds like david bowie

• wants to feel the pain with you so he'll slam his hand into a door or something. this does nothing and it feels nothing like how uterus pains feel but he doesn't listen

• lets you do zumba with him if you're not hurting too badly

• sending you a snap on snapchat that says "okay dove what size p*ssy do you wear?"

• has no fucking clue what he's supposed to do

— Stuart "2D" Pot
• calmer in these situations than murdoc because his mother was a nurse.

• gets you a heating pad, chocolate, food, anything you want and then puts on a movie for you. it can be anything you want: hell's kitchen, spongebob, anything

• will also keep your mind off the pain by playing board games or uno

• massages your lower stomach because he's heard it helps your cramps

• will just hold you for as long as you want. this man doesn't know the pain you're going through, but his mom actually gave him proper sex education so he understands and tries to help as much as possible <3

• went out of his way to learn how to cook breakfast so he can make you breakfast in bed. he helped learn with the assistance of Russel!

• yoinks Katsu from Noodle's room so you can cuddle. Noodle usually doesn't mind because as long as Katsu's getting lovin it doesn't matter!

• "yew doin' okeh love?" jus' checking in because I love ya! / "love you too, stu pot."

• texts you all the time while he's out. they go along the lines of: "you okay? text me when able" /  "want kfc?" / etc. sometimes they're random like "do u think goldfish can hear us?"

• sad when he has to go on tour and your period is in cycle. it hurts him to leave you and you suffer on your own with the responsibilities of feeding Katsu and cleaning the house :(

• when he gets home he embraces you immediately! you hear rapid footsteps and you know it's your little stu pot <3