Gorillaz Oneshots & Imagines

Mudz Headcanons

Murdoc Headcanons
Triggers: Abuse & mention of toxic relationship.
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• Can sleep literally anywhere and has slept on the kitchen counter before.

• Has frequent night terrors while sleeping. Usually these nightmares are about Plastic Beach or Noodle during the El Mañana incident.

• ^ Has woken up everybody in the house once because he had awoken from a nightmare screaming Noodles name. He thought she had died and frantically asked where she was and if she was okay. These happen regularly and he wishes he never would've created that god awful video.

• Doesn't really cry much unless stressed or angry a ridiculous amount. His father used to beat him if he even dared to spill a tear.

• Has a scar running from his back to his side, due to his father slamming him into a glass table when he was a teenager. He hates reliving any memory of his father.

• Does not hurt animals or children under any circumstances, for it goes against the four Rules of Earth in Satanism.

• Frequent midnight car rides so he can clear his head. Sometimes brings Stu along.

• Doesn't drink as near as much alcohol as he did in his thirties and forties, for it now gives him massive heartburn & it's severely unhealthy.

• ^ He makes up for it in spicy food that for some unknown reason doesn't give him heartburn or unbearable pain.

• Wears oversized long sleeved shirts and turtlenecks, with tight leather jeans and boots. He loves the rock n roll look. ( this is basically canon, isn't it? )

• Hates Plastic Beach with a passion and feels awful for the trauma he put Stu through. Also feels bad for creating Cyborg Noodle for his own personal gain and severely regrets it.

• Always makes sure that Noodle is included and is not ignored. He always asks her opinion about certain things and if anybody tries to overthrow her opinion, they're getting their asses kicked.

• Multiple scars on his face due to his father scratching him and throwing him on the floor. He is 90% sure the cuts on his face are from the glass table incident.

• Loves his octopus tattoo and lets you touch it :)

• Lets you touch his face and loves it when you do. He purrs and growls like a rabid animal but he means well.

• Trails his sharp claws down your arms to give you that tingling sensation that makes you laugh and jump.

• Gives you tea that has like ten sugars in it.

• Lets you wear his clothes. Especially his big shirts.

• ^ You steal his jackets way more times than he can count. He thinks it's cute.

• Arguments can occur between you two, but if you start crying he regrets all of his decisions and immediately starts apologising. Even if you don't cry, not even an hour later he's bursting down the door asking for forgiveness, him crying instead. He beats himself up seriously if he does anything that hurts you.

• Won't let you touch his scars at first. He's secretly very sensitive about them and hates even looking at them due to the horrible memories. He eventually warms up to it, but he shivers a lot and gets flashbacks.

• Holds you a lot because he's touch starved and lacks attention. Hold him back. He'll cry.

• Kisses your palms and rubs his cheek against them. He's a huge, green cat.

• Lets you pet Cortez and take care of him whilst he goes on tours with the band. Cortez is actually very smart and can repeat many phrases that Murdoc has said. Most of those may be cuss words, but it's something.

• ^ Doesn't let you go on tours because he fears that another man might take advantage of you, so he lets you take care of Katsu, Cortez, Mike, and Stuarts pet frog named Toast.

• Lets you paint his nails if he's in a good mood.  He likes it when you paint them turquoise :)

• Not actually into the Devil's Tango as much as he was, especially now that he's got you. He does like it rough however.

• Run your fingers through his hair only for your hand to come out dripping in grease.

• You force him to take showers because he stinks.

• ^ He takes showers regularly now. The whole band now praises the ground you walk on.