L4d 1 & 2 oneshots ❤ (CLOSED)

Snugglebug

For 3000dollarsuit, hope you enjoy, my dude!

Ship: Frouis -Or managing bikers if you prefer- (Louis x Francis)

Warnings: Period mention, Antidepressant mention, bad top surgery jokes, reference to sex

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"Alright," Bill said, loading his rifle, "Zoey and I are going out for supplies, do either of you need anything? Medication refills? Shoes or clothes?" Bill eyed Francis, "Pads? Tampons?"

"We could also get you snacks~ I know I'm getting everything I can carry," Zoey chirped, attaching a pipe bomb to her hip.

Francis frowned from where he lay on his cot, thinking, "Now that you mention it... I do need more pads and shit."

Bill nodded, "Don't worry, I'll make sure to grab as many as I can."

"You remember what I need?"

"Thin pads and expanding tampons," Bill recited.

"Oh! Shit!" Louis interjected, looking at his medication bottle, "Can you grab me my antidepressants? I'm running really low."

"You take, uh, oh what was it?" Bill asked, strapping a crowbar to her back.

"Prozac, right? 30 milligrams?" Zoey asked, trying to double check her memory.

"Yeah, right on the nose," Louis replied, smiling.

Zoey nodded, opening the door, "Alright, anything else?"

"Cheetos!" Louis chirped, "... if you can find them."

"I hate cheetos," Francis grumbled.

Bill shook his head before giving the duo a two fingered salute, "We'll be back in a few hours, before it starts snowing. Don't open the door 'til you hear the whistle, got it?"

Louis and Francis glazed at each other, rolling their eyes, "Understood," they said in usion.

"- And don't have sex!" Bill hollered as Zoey pushed him out the door.

"See you in a few!" Zoey laughed.

Louis and Francis said their goodbyes, glancing at each other again before laughing.

Francis batted Louis' head gently, "Jesus christ!" Louis snorted, looking at him. Francis raised his arm, poorly imitating Bill, "Nyeh, nyeh, no sex! I'm an old fart who can't get laid so I won't let you either! I'm the leader, you do as I say! Now kiss my ass!" Francis continued, laughing harder, "You two should wait on my hand and foot 'cause I'm a lazy old coot!"

"Okay! Okay!" Louis laughed, "Stop! God, you are so mean!"

Francis snorted, "It's true."

"No it isn't! Not really. I'm pretty sure Bill just doesn't want you getting pregnant. You know we don't have any condoms," Louis laughed, resting his head on Francis' thick thigh.

Francis rolled his eyes, "You can pull out, it's not that hard."

Louis shook his head, "Whatever, Francis."

Louis undid his tie, wrapping it around his hand and unwinding it to pass the time. An hour passed, Louis had already read through the wall graffiti four times and was going on his fifth when the lights cut out with a soft pop.

"Dammit!" Louis shouted, straining his eyes against the dark as he stood.

Francis snorted, shooting up from his slumber, looking around, "Huh- uh- wha-?" He blinked, gaping at the darkness for a second, "Why'd you turn the lights off Louis?"