Ineffable Husbands Oneshots

TNSPP Part 6

Aziraphale's POV-

Speak! Say something! Anything!

Crowley's POV-

"NGK"

With a thought, the clothes he had in hand were miracled away.

Becoolbecoolbecoolbecoolbecoolbecool-

"So Angel, I look marvelous don't I?"

Wait, I meant that for Angel not for-uuugghhhh

Aziraphale only nodded, she looked like she was caught in some sort of daze, but once she realized Crowley was staring, she blushed (fuck she looks adorable when she blushes) and cleared her throat.

"Y-yes dear boy, you look simply marvelous today. I hope you don't mind the change in my corporation, I thought a change was rather long overdue by now."

"W-well y-you look g-great, breathtaking really.''

TOOFASTTOOFASTTOOFAST

"Pardon?"

"GREAT! You look great!", Crowley squeaked.

For Satan's sake, pull yourself together!

Aziraphale blushed, her cheeks becoming a rosy red, "Why thank you, my dear. You look rather dashing yourself."

Now it was Crowley's turn to blush. As if he already wasn't.

Crowley managed to pull himself together as much as he could.

"Well, now that we've established how good we both clearly look, I should be asking what the purpose of this visit is for.''

Aziraphale flushes even more, but then clears their throat.

"Ah yes, well, I've acquired tickets to a musical event that I think you will rather like. We always seem to be going to events of my liking rather than events that you would find entertaining (even if you would inevitably find ways to entertain yourself during our outings). Even so, I just think that it's about time we went somewhere you would enjoy yourself. Besides, it will be a great opportunity to do some work during our outing."

Crowley was flummoxed. "You know that I don't mind our little 'outings', wherever they may be, right? And speaking of 'outings', where exactly are we going? You look far too modern for a musical."

"We're going to a Queen concert, dear."

Crowley fainted.

(A/N): TURNS OUT I DID COME UP WITH SOMETHING AFTER ALL LMAO- Angel