Ineffable Husbands Oneshots

TNSPP Part 2

Now, in the midst of all this, a certain demon could be found meticulously inspecting the most luscious plants in all of London.

He had spent the whole of 2 weeks trying to concoct the perfect plan into getting Aziraphale to go to a Queen concert with him.

He even planned what the angel would wear for the occasion.

Not to mention how he would tempt his angel into agreeing.

This plan, or rather, the 'perfect' plan (as Crowley preferred to call it) was made up of 3 phases.

They go as follows:

Phase I:  Get tickets to see Queen. And with a simple demonic miracle it was done. Phase 1 was over and done with. Great.

Phase II: Wear the most tantalizing outfit ever to make up for their last encounter in the 60s. This outfit consisted of a black, lace, buttoned-down shirt and black worn-out high waisted jeans. The sunglasses and snake-skin boots would stay.

And what the hell, the belt would stay as well.

Eyeliner, can't forget about that.

He had also decided to pin up half of his hair and let the rest down.

Phase III: Show up to Aziraphale's place, talk a bit (after gaining his undivided attention with his outfit, of course), get absolutely sloshed (as per usual), and after getting sober, mention that he'll be going to a concert to do some tempting for the fun of it, but (here's the important bit) it would be just awful if a certain Adversary, were to.....thwart his evil wiles at the concert.

And once he says yes, he'd coax the angel into wearing the outfit he'd picked out for Aziraphale.

Oh, and what an outfit it was.

This had to be one of his greatest plans ever. He was sure of it.

(A/N): Hey everyone!! Sorry that this chapter is super short, I have a weird way of getting work done, but I'm currently working on the next part! Anyways, thank you to those who have read these lil fanfics!!-D.

A/N: Ok....so I thought I had already published this bit, but turns out that my dumbass DIDN'T publish after all. Uuggghhh. Sorry about the wait again guys.