It was around 5pm the next day when Crowley woke up on Aziraphale's couch in the back room of the bookshop. He found that a tartan blanket had been keeping him warm through his unconsciousness.
Bless
He momentarily forgot why he was there on the couch until he remembered....
"We're going to a Queen concert, dear.''
It wasn't that they were going to a Queen concert...ok fine it totally was, but STILL, A QUEEN CONCERT.
Not only that but AZIRAPHALE HAS TICKETS TO A QUEEN CONCERT.
HOW IN THE HEAVEN (excuse his french) DID SHE GET THOSE?!
What's really getting Crowley incredibly confused and infuriatingly curious, is that tickets to any Queen concert are very fucking hard to come by. Now obviously Crowley can just miracle up some tickets but apparently he's adamant on getting the tickets the boring (normal) way.
And it may be because Crowley just wants to contribute to a good (bad) cause....and make sure Queen gets the money they deserve.
But we don't talk about that.
Ugh, ok focus. Tickets. Aziraphale. Queen. How? When?
He sat himself up on the couch.
"Angel?"
Aziraphale, ever the picture of beauty, emerged from their kitchen.
"Yes, my dear?"
"Not that I don't appreciate it, Angel, because I really fucking do, but how exactly did you 'acquire' these tickets?"
Aziraphale's eyes widened slightly, but managed to feign innocence and turned away from Crowley.
"That doesn't matter, the important bit is that we'll be going to see Queen perform. Either way, it was quite easy to acquire my tickets, it was just a matter of talking to the right people.''
Easy?! EASY?! How the fuck- WHO THE FUCK-
"WHO exactly are the 'right people'?''
"Irrelevant. Now, are you ready? You know how I'd hate to be tardy..''
Crowley relented. "Alright, I'll lay off for now, but I MUST know the whole story afterwards.''
Aziraphale, who was still facing away, uncharacteristically smirked, "Of course."
(A/N:) HI MY LOVES AND HAPPY 4TH OF JULY FOR MY FELLOW AMERICANS!! SEASON 2 IS COMING SO THAT'S WONDERFUL!! I'M ALSO SUPER HYPED FOR SCHOOL CAUSE I CHANGED MY MAJOR TO PSYCHOLOGY SO THAT'S GREAT TOO, I HOPE EVERYONE IS DOING WELL AND SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT!!! - Angel
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