statehumans headcanons !! [OUTDATED]

character dump: arkansas

this is one of those states that i said were 'boring' lmao. he's so boring that i made it his personality.

Arkansas:
- basic southern white guy.
- there really isn't much to say ab him he basically has no personality.
- gets mad at people for pronouncing his name 'are-kansas'
- except he doesn't know that it's a joke. he genuinely believes everyone just doesn't know how to say his name
- yeahh not the brightest of the bunch
- very dense; doesn't understand humor, sarcasm, or flirting
- i don't wanna say it but i feel like he'd be homophobic (and definitely transphobic)
- the definition of 'oMg ThEy'Re gOnNa FoRcE uS aLL tO be GAY.'
- is friends with alabama, mississippi, oklahoma, and texas
- is very scared of tornadoes, despite them happening all the time.
- has taken up crocheting as a hobby and california forces him to make her those trendy crochet bags and tank tops (she pays him so he can't really refuse🤷‍♀️)
- also likes baking cute lil pastries
- is a grandma deep down at heart
- but tries to tell everyone he's the most manly man that could ever man
- the butt of everyone's jokes

*i personally apologize to any arkansans lmao