statehumans headcanons !! [OUTDATED]

incorrect quotes pt. 2

more incorrect quotes!!

utah: stop it! this is not the time for fighting. colorado is in a mexican jail. we don't know this country. we don't know their laws. we don't know how to get him out. i just hope they found somebody who can protect him and take care of him.

arizona: what, you hope he's somebody's bitch?

utah: no! like a mentor

new mexico: he'd never be picked as a bitch.

arizona: colorado's got the looks, he could be a bitch

new mexico: a sissy, perhaps, but a bitch?

arizona: he could be a bitch.

new mexico: he cannot be a bitch.

utah: STOP IT COLORADO IS MY BITCH.

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colorado: just because you had ONE bad day at camp doesn't mean you have to ruin my experience!

wyoming: i fell down a cliff and was attacked by bears

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hawai'i: i've never been in a snowball fight before. i don't know the rules.

wisconsin: what.

hawai'i: is there a point system or is it to the death?

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alabama: i have a feeling we should kiss

florida: sometimes i have a feeling i should do crystal meth, but then i think 'hmm, better not'

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florida: when did we start counting thursdays as weekends?

louisiana: when we got our fake IDs in 11th grade, why?

florida: i just feel like it's time we start counting wednesdays too..

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nevada, professing her love to california: i love you.

california: i love me too

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rhode island: i am very small and have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress i'm under.
(JOHN MULANEY QUOTE HHDHFHR)

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rhode island: did you just call me a shrimp? asshole, i'm still growing!

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new jersey: uh oh, she texted you "hi." punctuation only means one thing, york. she's mad at you.

new york: no, it's massachusetts, she's just being grammatically correct.

*meanwhile*

massachusetts: and then i used a period so he'd know i'm mad at him

connecticut: a period doesn't say "i'm mad" it says "you're dead to me."

massachusetts: i stand by my choice.

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maryland: i made you all playlists!
maryland: minnesota, yours has solely heavy metal to match your cold brooding atmosphere.
maryland: new york, yours has sad love songs and blues to match your strained relationship with others.
maryland: and pennsylvania's has the ABBA Gold album.

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australia, visiting the states: hey mate! heard you like reptiles, got any cool facts?

florida: if a gator eats your dad, they become your new dad!

australia:

america:

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arkansas: when louisiana has daiquiris, she gets really vain with herself.

louisiana: hey, i dare you guys to dare us to make out

georgia: louie, y'know that's a mirror, right?

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chicago: hey, i see those leaves, what state are you from?

springfield: illinois.

chicago: AYEEEEE I KNEW IT! ME TOO!

illinois: did you just identify me by leaves.

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delaware: i am the backbone of this household.

i am once again asking for your ideas and suggestions. i'm uncreative. i have none.