- Users Kili_Is_Awesome and Fili_The_Dwarf have logged in-
Kili_Is_Awesome: This was a great idea! Now I can finally talk to the other dwarves without having to walk all the way to the East wing!
Fili_The_Dwarf: Setting up the computers was a pain though, the wifi in Erebor is rubbish. Also, isn't your username a bit... Boastful, brother?
Kili_Is_Awesome: Ugh fine, I'll change it.
- User Kili_Is_Awesome has changed their name to Kili_The_Dwarf -
Kili_The_Dwarf: Better?
Fili_The_Dwarf: Much better!
- Users Legolas_The_Elf and King_Of_Fabulous have logged in -
King_Of_Fabulous: Hello peasants!
Legolas_The_Elf: Dad, why did you have to pick that username?
King_Of_Fabulous: Because I'm amazing, Legolas.
Legolas_The_Elf: If you say so.
Fili_The_Dwarf: Thranduil?! Legolas?! Why are you here? This server is for dwarves only!
King_Of_Fabulous: It said the server was open to the public! Why, are you discriminating against elves, again?!
Fili_The_Dwarf: No! It's just that... Well, if you're going to stay here, can you at least change your username?
King_Of_Fabulous: I'm quite happy with it the way it is, thank you!
Fili_The_Dwarf: Fine, fine you can keep it.
Kili_The_Dwarf: Hey, no fair! You made me change it!
- User Best_Archer_Ever has logged in-
Legolas_The_Elf: Hey, who stole my title?!
Best_Archer_Ever: Excuse me? Have you ever shot a dragon down? I highly doubt it!
King_Of_Fabulous: King Bard?
Best_Archer_Ever: Hello Thranduil!
King_Of_Fabulous: Wait, how did you know it was me?
Best_Archer_Ever: That username is kinda obvious, no offence.
King_Of_Fabulous: I thought it was quite unique.
- User Smaug_Is_Best_Character has logged in-
King_Of_Fabulous: Okay, that one's obvious, we all know that's you Smaug!
Smaug_Is_Best_Character: Oh, perhaps it is a bit too... Direct.
Best_Archer_Ever: Wait, you're supposed to be dead! And how on earth can you type with such massive claws? How did you even find a computer in the first place?!
Smaug_Is_Best_Character: Isn't that obvious? I'm the most glorious creature in all of Middle Earth, I can easily acquire a computer I feel like it!
Fili_The_Dwarf: Why don't we, from now on, just use our regular names?! It'd make life so much easier!
King_Of_Fabulous: If you say so, but right now I must go, it's past Legolas's bedtime! C'mon Legolas!
Legolas_The_Elf: Ugh, okay then...
- Users Legolas_The_Elf and King_Of_Fabulous have logged out-
Kili_The_Dwarf: Well that was weird.
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Meanwhile in Middle Earth
FanfictionA collection of stories about what I think would happen if characters from The Lord of the rings and The Hobbit decided to open an online chat room - chaos ensues! It was inspired by my friend Lindir's story 'Middle Earth mayhem', which I highly rec...
