Meanwhile in Middle Earth

Alternative life choices

- Users Lindir_Of_Rivendell, Kili_The_Dwarf, Fili_The_Dwarf Legolas_The_Elf, King_Of_Fabulous, Smaug_The_Magnificent have logged in -

Lindir_Of_Rivendell: Morning everyone!

Kili_The_Dwarf: Hello guys!

King_Of_Fabulous: Greetings peasants!

Smaug_The_Magnificent: Peasants? Really?

King_Of_Fabulous: Well I am superior to all of you.

Smaug_The_Magnificent: Except for me. I'm a dragon, Elvenking. Dragons are cool.

King_Of_Fabulous: Whatever you say, worm.

Fili_The_Dwarf: So guys, we need a topic to talk about before the entire chat log is spammed with Thranduil and Smaug debating.

Legolas_The_Elf: Actually, I did have a question I wanted to ask you guys.

Fili_The_Dwarf: What is it, Legolas?

Legolas_The_Elf: If you weren't were you were now in life, what would you all be doing?

King_Of_Fabulous: What do you mean, son?

Legolas_The_Elf: I mean, if you weren't king, what would you be doing?

King_Of_Fabulous: Oh that's easy - I'd open my own store, 'Thranduil's glamour boutique' - or perhaps even an entire fashion range! If that fails, I could always just become a model.

Legolas_The_Elf: Seriously dad?

King_Of_Fabulous: Yes! What about you son?

Legolas_The_Elf: If you say so. Personally, If I weren't the best archer in all of Mirkwood - and probably everywhere else - I'd take up parkour or something. I mean, I already do it a bit, but I'd do it as a career, I'd go to stunt shows and stuff, It would be cool! What about you guys?

Kili_The_Dwarf: I think me and my brother would've opened a forgery or something, we'd make the best weapons and armour around!

Fili_The_Dwarf: Actually Kili, I'd have opened a brewery or something, but I guess the forgery idea does sound rather cool.

Lindir_Of_Rivendell: I guess it's my turn now. What would I have done? Oh gosh... I think I would've travelled around a bit, just seen the sights, be awesome as always... That's it I suppose. Although I would've maybe opened my own vlogging channel, that would always be fun.

Legolas_The_Elf: Those are some pretty cool idea, but I believe we've forgotten somebody. Smaug, what would you have done if you hadn't attacked Dale and captured Erebor?

Smaug_The_Magnificent: I wouldn't have done anything different, I regret nothing.

Legolas_The_Elf: Yes, but what if you literally couldn't, as in Erebor and Dale didn't exist?

Smaug_The_Magnificent: I would've found elsewhere to capture. Look, I don't need to have an alternative route in life, I'm too awesome for that.

Kili_The_Dwarf: Awesome? What, even when Bard took you down with that Black Arrow?

Smaug_The_Magnificent: Hey! Don't bring that up now!

Fili_The_Dwarf: My brother's right! Plus, it's not like you are in charge of Erebor anymore, so what are you doing with your life right now?

Smaug_The_Magnificent: Sleeping, mostly.

Legolas_The_Elf: Just tell us already, Smaug!

Smaug_The_Magnificent: Fine! I might have taken up singing.

Kili_The_Dwarf: ... What? As in literally? You would've sung?

Smaug_The_Magnificent: Well I do have a cool voice.

Fili_The_Dwarf: Y'know, strangely enough, I could picture that easily.

King_Of_Fabulous: Actually, I quite like singing too! We should start a band!

Smaug_The_Magnificent: No thanks, I have no desire to end up in some weird boy-band.

King_Of_Fabulous: Suit yourself! C'mon Leggy, we've got some partying to do!

- Users King_Of_Fabulous and Legolas_The_Elf have logged out -

Kili_The_Dwarf: Well, I have no idea how to continue this conversation now.