- User Lindir_Of_Rivendell has logged in -
Lindir_Of_Rivendell: Wow! It's empty here!
Lindir_Of_Rivendell: ...
Lindir_Of_Rivendell: This is awkward... I hope somebody joins soon.
Lindir_Of_Rivendell: ...
Lindir_Of_Rivendell: Oh come on, please, anybody!
- User Smaug_The_Magnificent has logged in -
Lindir_Of_Rivendell: Well, I guess I DID say anyone...
Smaug_The_Magnificent: What do you mean? I there something wrong with me?
Lindir_Of_Rivendell: N-No, no of course not!
Smaug_The_Magnificent: Good, because the last person who said that ended up as a kebab on a stick.
Lindir_Of_Rivendell: So... Erm... Nice... Weather we're having, right?
Smaug_The_Magnificent: I have no idea, I haven't been outside for weeks.
Lindir_Of_Rivendell: Really? Are you in a cave or something?
Smaug_The_Magnificent: I'm not giving my location away to you, elf, but yes. I am sheltering in a cave, I found it after crawling from the bottom of the lake.
Lindir_Of_Rivendell: Wait a second, how did you survive anyway? I thought the black arrow pierced you?
Smaug_The_Magnificent: It did, but I'm just very lucky, I suppose. Why, are you plotting against me? Do you have something stronger than a black arrow?
Lindir_Of_Rivendell: No, I was just curious, Smaug.
- User Gollum_Loves_Precious has logged in -
Smaug_The_Magnificent: That's an interesting choice in user name...
Gollum_Loves_Precious: It's true though! We love the precious, don't we? Of course we do!
Lindir_Of_Rivendell: Oh, hello Gollum!
Gollum_Loves_Precious: Hello Lindir! Hi! How is you?
Lindir_Of_Rivendell: I am good! How about you?
Gollum_Loves_Precious: We are good, yes we are!
Smaug_The_Magnificent: So, you're not going to ask me how I am?
Gollum_Loves_Precious: We thought you were dead, dragon! Sorry!
Smaug_The_Magnificent: Well that's fine, I guess.
Lindir_Of_Rivendell: You know, I logged in today expecting to be speaking to the other elves, or the dwarves, or perhaps a hobbit or a mortal man, but I never knew I'd end up having a conversation with a dragon and a- Erm, Gollum, I'm sorry but... What are you again? I forgot.
Gollum_Loves_Precious: A hobbit! We were a hobbit!
Lindir_Of_Rivendell: Oh yes, of course! How could I forget?
Smaug_The_Magnificent: You elves seem to be good at forgetting things, or perhaps you just don't care, like you didn't when I took Erebor and you left the dwarves to burn - not that I have anything against that, of course!
Lindir_Of_Rivendell: Every race makes it's mistakes, I'm sure there's been plenty of dragons who've made mistakes before, Smaug.
Smaug_The_Magnificent: Perhaps, but the only mistake I've ever made is not frying that little Hobbit and his dwarf friends the second I saw them. Oh well, I'm over that now.
Lindir_Of_Rivendell: Well that's good to hear - what do you plan to do next?
Smaug_The_Magnificent: Actually, I've heard of this nice little place called Rivendell... I bet the elves there are especially delicious!
Lindir_Of_Rivendell: WHAT?! No! Please don't attack Rivendell!
Smaug_The_Magnificent: I was kidding, elf, If anything I'm going to spend the next few years napping.
Gollum_Loves_Precious: We like napping! Also, we must go now, we is tired! Bye!
Lindir_Of_Rivendell: Farewell!
- User Gollum_Loves_Precious has logged out -
Smaug_The_Magnificent: I'm going to stick around for a while, perhaps my best friends the dwarves might come online, or perhaps even Barrel rider.
Lindir_Of_Rivendell: I'm waiting for Legolas, so I guess I'll be on for a while... What should we talk about?
Smaug_The_Magnificent: I don't care, elf, as long as you leave your beauty tips and fashion recommendations out of it.
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Meanwhile in Middle Earth
FanficA collection of stories about what I think would happen if characters from The Lord of the rings and The Hobbit decided to open an online chat room - chaos ensues! It was inspired by my friend Lindir's story 'Middle Earth mayhem', which I highly rec...
