- Users Lindir_Of_Rivendell and Bilbo_Baggins have logged in -
Bilbo_Baggins: Greetings Lindir! Long time no see!
Lindir_Of_Rivendell: Hello Bilbo! How have you been?
Bilbo_Baggins: Good thanks, how about you?
Lindir_Of_Rivendell: I'm good too - I recently discovered the miracle that is chocolate, it's delicious!
- User Legolas_The_Elf has logged in-
Legolas_The_Elf: Hello Bilbo, hello Lindir! Don't let my dad know I'm on, I'm supposed to be asleep right now!
Bilbo_Baggins: You have to go to bed at 4pm?
Legolas_The_Elf: He says I need my beauty sleep if I ever want to be as fabulous as him, although sometimes he lets me stay up later if he's in a good mood.
Lindir_Of_Rivendell: Oh, I remember, wasn't there that one time that he invited a bunch of us over from Rivendell but you weren't allowed to party with us because you had stayed up far too late the previous night running around the woods and screaming?
Legolas_The_Elf: That wasn't 'running around the woods and screaming', that was 'serious training in Mirkwood', and yes, that was really annoying. I can't believe I missed out on those amazing magenta party hats!
Bilbo_Baggins: So, elves tend to have a lot of parties, then?
Legolas_The_Elf: My dad certainly does, there's actually going to be another three next week to celebrate... Something I can't remember. Although if he knew I was online right now, I'd be grounded and never be able to attend them!
Bilbo_Baggins: Perhaps you should go offline, then?
Legolas_The_Elf: Nah, I can't sleep at all, and I'm quite happy talking on here. Plus I get to attend thousands of parties anyway, missing a few won't hurt.
- User King_Of_Fabulous has logged in -
King_Of_Fabulous: Legolas! What are you doing here?! You know this is beyond your bedtime!
Legolas_The_Elf: Dad! I thought you were changing your user name anyway?
King_Of_Fabulous: That dosen't matter now - you're grounded for the next two months!
Legolas_The_Elf: The next month?! Dad, I thought you said if you caught me awake past my bedtime you'd ground me for a week, not an entire month!
King_Of_Fabulous: Well I've changed my mind! Now come on, get offline, and meet me by my throne! I'm not happy at all young man! I'll make you wear the hat of shame if you're late!
Legolas_The_Elf: The hat of shame? You mean that old rag you found the other day? Ugh, I don't want that filthy thing on my head. Fine, I'm coming! Bye Bilbo and Lindir!
- Users Legolas_The_Elf and King_Of_Fabulous have logged out-
Bilbo_Baggins: Sounds like Legolas is in trouble now...
Lindir_Of_Rivendell: Oh, don't worry about it, Thranduil will probably forget about it by tomorrow! Anyway, I need to go now, I'll talk to you tomorrow!
Bilbo_Baggins: Okay, bye!
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Meanwhile in Middle Earth
FanfictionA collection of stories about what I think would happen if characters from The Lord of the rings and The Hobbit decided to open an online chat room - chaos ensues! It was inspired by my friend Lindir's story 'Middle Earth mayhem', which I highly rec...
