DaeSoo incorrect quotes ft.txt

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Daewon: what am I supposed to do all day while you're being an mc?

Soobin: I dunno. What do you usually do?

Daewon: .....wait for you to come back

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Yeonjun: why are you smiling

Daewon : can't I smile just cause I'm living and breathing every day on this god graced earth here with my best friends making memories to last multiple lifetimes

Soobi: my mom called him son

Daewon: and that alone is one of my greatest accomplishments

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Soobin: hey babe. Ask me what I would do if we broke up

Daewon: why? Are we breaking up?

Soobin: just ask

Daewon: fine what would you do if we broke up

Soobin: get back with my ex

Daewon: *angry kitty* alright fine then go back to him see if I give a fuck i dont actually care humph

Soobin giggling: baby, you'd be my ex

Daewon:.....

Daewon: oh yeah ☺

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yeonjun: daewon, i need a favor

daewon: im not giving you another lap dance

taehyun: lap dance?

soobin: ANOTHER?!

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soobin: merry christmas! here, i got this for you

daewon: aww thanks uh...

daewon: um...

daewon: soobin...this is a framed picture of you

soobin: that's right! only the best for you babe

daewon: please stop hanging out with jin hyung

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soobin explaining how to bake something: any questions 

daewon: *raises hand*

soobin: yes?

daewon: i love you! 

soobin: that's not a question

daewon: oh...ok

soobin: *quietly but audible* i love you too 

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kai: daewon just have many children do you have?

daewon: biologically, emotionally or legally?

kai: i'm worried that there are multiple catigories 

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daewon: looking up at the stars

soobin: what are you doing? 

daewon: naming the stars after people i love

soobin: do i get a star?

daewon: no

daewon: you get the sun

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soobin: if i died how much would you miss me? 

daewon: its cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship 

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soobin: its pretty cold outside...wanna hold hands? we should stay close

daewon: *blushing* oh ok

taehyun: its fucking summer.

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soobin: daewon doesn't have a crush on me

yeonjun: *handing soobin his glasses* here take them

soobin: *confused* um...why?

yeonjun: you need glasses more than i do

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beomgyu: hey daewon are you free friday around, like 8?

daewon: yeah

beomgyu: and you soobin?

soobin: um...yes?

beomgyu: great! cause i'm not. you two go out without me! enjoy your date!

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daewon: i wasn't that drunk

taehyun: you colored his face with highlighter because you said he was important

daewon: BECAUSE HE IS! 

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taehyun: why are your tongues purple?

soobin: we had slushies. i had a blue one

daewon: and i had a red one

taehyun: oh

taehyun: OH

kai: you drank each others slushies?!

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beomgyu: *to soobin* what's your favorite color

soobin: daewon

soobin: waut, what was the question?

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soobin: this is my ex-boyfriend daewon

daewon to soobin: i told you to stop calling me that

daewon: i'm his husband 

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ೃ⁀➷ ꒰ a/n꒱ a very late night and unplanned chapter but i suddenly wanted to do this because of instagram showing me nct incorrect quotes. hope yall enjoyed this and lmk if you want more

these are not mine. credits to original owners!💙༉

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