Joy: hey!!!!
Jennie: DO NOT HEY ME, YOU TALL BITCH!!!! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EAT TO BE SO FUCKING TALL? A TITAN'S DICK????
Joy: OKAY WOW!!!
Joy: that was pretty rude.
Joy: And I don't do dicks
Jihyo: I see you are still triggered by whatever happened between you and Irene
Jisoo: it's been a week
Rosé: a week of hell and constent headache
Irene: BITCHES DON'T KNOW HOW TO RESPECT!!!!!
Nayeon: JIHYO!!! GET INVOLVED!!!
Jihyo: No, sorry... I learned from my mistakes. I am a woman full of autority and sanity now.
Jihyo: tho, I almost lost all of it by just being.... here
Jisoo: Yo!! This chat is good.
Jisoo: now that I remember. I am the one who created it
Wendy: So basically, Jisoo decided one day that she wanted a group chat then created one.
Wendy: which lead us to LITTERALLY get murdered TWICE. Discover that our companies have an alien pet. Also drove Somi crazy. AND discover that Jennie is a bitch
Wendy: ah no, we all knew the last one
Joy's stalker: I am not a pet excuse me!!!!
Wendy: Wouldn't you be our pet?
Joy's stalker: I mean... unless you want...
Jennie: LOOK!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR MEMBERS?????
Irene: THIS IS CALLED STATING THE TRUTH!!!! IT'S BP WHO CREATED THE FUCKING CHAT, WE DIDN'T ASK TO BE PART OF THIS SHIT!!!!!
Sana: Oh look, SHIT is just THIS reversed
Mina: read the mood Sana
Sana: what about it?
Joy: But... I litterally just said hey
Lisa: sucks to be you
Joy: I AM NOT DONE WITH YOU MANOBAN
Rosé: OH PLEASE STOP NOW!!! YOU JUST LITTERALY DESTROYED OUR BLACKPINK HOUSE!!!!
Rosé: HOW COULD YOU???
Rosé: HAWK WAS INSIDE!!!
Joy: did he die?
Rosé: No
Joy: Then leave me alone fuck
Jisoo: YOU ARE NOT TALKING TO MY GIRLFRIEND LIKE THAT BITCH
Joy: WANNA FIGHT MAYBE???
Jisoo: SQUARE UP!!!!
Jihyo: The day is good. Who wants tea. I made some.
Jihyo: Oh and pancakes too
Joy: NO ONE CARE ABOUT YOUR PANCAKES
Jihyo: okay. I respect that too.
Yeri: Jihyo is soooo collected. What happened to you?
Jihyo: hum
Jihyo: Y'know.... common sense?
Seulgi: If only I was part of twice. Jihyo really is a great leader.
Jeongyeon: yeah yeah. You wouldn't say that if you saw us right now
Jeongyeon: Chaeyoung is learning the words suck my titties, taugh by Nayeon who is being choked on the floor by Mina while Tzuyu is taking a video. Oh and btw Sana and Momo are trying to make some ramyun for us all but ended up setting fire to the whole house for some reason, and Dahyun is reading a bible on the corner and pray for us.
Jeongyon: so I wouldn't say she is good because she is straight up ignoring us
Jisoo: that's sound fun to be honest.
Jisoo: what are you doing?
Jeongyeon: Oh, I am choking Nayeon too
Rosé: isn't she your fucking girlfriend?????????
Jeongyeon: She is my girlfriend slash worst nightmare
Rosé: I fucking can't understand you all.
Rosé: that easily make me curse. Look.
Jisoo: Jihyo is cool. Staying chill despite all this
Jihyo: I had enough of their bullshit. I am saving my sanity
Seulgi: Well atleast Twice's leader isn't a bad girlfriend
Irene: EXCUSE ME BAD GIRLFRIEND?????????
Seulgi: Babe.... You are gone.
Seulgi: GONE as you left to murder the Blackpink members with a bazuka while you left me all alone cold in bed.
Rosé: owwww
Rosé: it's okay Seulgi.
Rosé: wait.... She felt to what????
Irene: you heard her.
Jennie: I AM FUCKING READY BITCH!!!!!! BRING IT UP!!!!!!! I HAVE A DONKEY WITH ME TO FUCK YOU UP!!!!
Lisa: WE HAVE A DONKEY???
Jisoo: It's you
Lisa: ah
Lisa: wait....
Joy: okay so Jihyo is a collected woman now?
Lisa: don't you have eyes to read bitch???
Joy: I don't know.... I am not dumb like you
Lisa: YOU TAKE THAT BACK
Joy: MAKE ME!!!
Lisa: FUCK YOU
Joy: FUCK YOU, DONKEY BITCH
Lisa: TALL STICK
Joy: STUPID HOE!!!
Lisa: FUCKING SLUT!!!!!
Joy: SMALL BRAIN BITCH
Lisa: MOTHERFUCKING BITCH FROM A MOTHERFUCKING HOE!!!!
Joy: FUCK OFF
Lisa: YOU FUCK OFF
Joy: NO! YOU FUCK OFF
Lisa: NO!!!! YOU FUCK OFF
Joy: SHITHEAD SLUT!!!!
Lisa: COWARD DUMBASS SHIT!!!
Jihyo: This is going to be very long.
Joy: SHUT UP BIG USELESS TITTIES!!!!!
Jihyo:......
Jihyo: WHO ARE YOU CALLING BIG USELESS TITTIES????
Jisoo: And just like that the sanity flew away!!!!
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Blackpink In Your Area (Ft TWICE and Redvelvet)
FanfictionRandom conversation between the members of blackpink
