Jennie: who is going to open the bal?
Lisa: bring it on, I am more than ready to burn y'all ass
Dahyun: wait guys... I have something to say first because I am kinda lost
Yeri: honey you are supposed to make this funny not serious
Dahyun: I know but... hear me out first, I think I just did something really ....ugh
Seulgi: spill it out dear white girl
Rosé: Something is telling me, a storm will come....
Rosé: ah no, it's Jisoo Unnie snoring.
Dahyun:....
Dahyun: yeah whatever!
Dahyun: so I was driving earlier....
Lisa: can your lil' legs can even reach brakes?
Jennie: HAHAHAHAHA GOOD ONE BABY
Dahyun: ......
Dahyun: it can now stfu
Dahyun: okay so I was driving earlier and it was already dark, I could barely see what was infront of me but continued anyways, not until I felt something, it was like the car just bumped into something.
Dahyun: I stopped the car then went out to find a dog laying dead under the car, it's organs everywhere and its head exploded, I gasped with shock but it doubled when I noticed seven puppies next to my car! They were alive but just lost their mother because of me. I didn't know what to do so I jumped into my car then drove off.
Everyone('cause i'm tired to write everyone) :.........
Tzuyu: YAH!!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DID????
Jennie: you motherfucking evil. You just killed these little puppies mom??? Then drove off???
Rosé: DO YOU KNOW THEY HAVE A LIFE TOO??? WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO NOW WITHOUT THEIR MOTHER??? HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO STUDY IN THIS ROUGH LIFE AND GET A DECENT JOB IN THE FUTURE???
Wendy:.... you know...
Wendy: we are talking about puppies
Rosé: sorry I got emotional there
Jihyo: Dahyun ah! y'know you just destroyed these puppies life? Without a maternal figure, their life will get hard
Lisa: y'all know we are talking about puppies
Tzuyu: ANYWAYS!! You just ruined their life for good!!
Dahyun: I KNOW THAT!!
Dahyun: that's why I made a decision so their life won't be miserable!
Dahyun:After a second thought, I stopped the car then drove back to where they were and stepped on each of them all without missing one.
Dahyun: Like that their life won't be miserable since they are dead.
Tzuyu:.......
Jennie:.....
Jihyo:....
Lisa:.....
Rosé:.....
Wendy:.....
Yeri:.....
And even the other one who wasn't even active:......
Jyp:......
Yg:......
Sm:.......
Joy's stalker:.....
Angels:....
Demons:....
Jennie: you....
Jennie: I-
Jennie: They--
Jennie: omg
Seulgi: HOW DARE YOU??? YOU JUST TOOK THEIR MOTHER AWAY AND THEN THEIR LIFE? ARE YOU FUCKING SANE???????
Sana: OMG Y'ALL TZUYU FAINTED!!!
Irene: bitch, Yeri is evil but you are worst
Yeri: agree
Yeri: wait me???
Dahyun: what did I even do wrong? That was the right decision!!
Jihyo: YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST BROUGHT THEM IN THE FUCKING DORM YOU MOTHERFUCKER OF FUCKING BITCH FROM A #€&%-%+-#*€*%-€+#€*%-%+ .....
(We'll be right back)
A few moments later
Dahyun: You are calm Unnie?
Jihyo: yes
Dahyun: But if I didn't kill them then brought them to our dorm but since I am too lazy to take care of them, would've you took care of them instead of me?
Jihyo: it's better than killing them so yes.
Jennie: You really didn't have to kill them.
Dahyun: you would've took care of them?
Jennie: Gladly!! Only a psychopath would do what you just did.
Joy: you should really have took them with you or give them to someone who actually care!!!!
Dahyun: you said it then.
Dahyun: go infront of y'all's dofm and open the box infront of your door.
Dahyun logged off.
Jennie:.....
Jihyo:.....
Joy:.......
Jennie: She fucking sent me two of the puppies.
Lisa: OMG DEAD??? DON'T BRING IT NEAR ME!
Jihyo: nah... it's alive
Irene: then what was that all about?
Jihyo: KIM DAHYUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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