Jisoo: it's been too long. Where are the others?
Jennie: ah, peaceful and quietness is gone
Jisoo: you know very damn well, you are the one who is the loudest here
Jennie: because y'all piss me off.
Jisoo: you are pissed with anything that pass your eyes anyways.
Jisoo: even Lisa
Jennie: look, I've been with her for 4 years now. I know how she works and she is mainly annoying
Jisoo: why did you fucking date her then????
Jennie: she is annoying but she is handsome, caring, sweet and very passionate.
Jisoo: oh wow... I didn't know she had all that.
Lisa: I am still on the chat motherfucker
Jisoo: how is this thing sweet???
Rosé: why does Jesus still loves us despite our very bad personnalities?
Rosé: because it's amazing that he does after all we've done.
Rosé: but that's still mysteries.
Rosé: like Lisa's whole existance.
Jennie: amen sister
Lisa: being the maknae sucks sometimes. You guys are always teasing meeeee
Lisa: poor me need kissiessss.
Lisa: Jennieeeee
Jennie: cum here mah baby
Lisa: yayyyy
Rosé: wait.... you two are already in korea?
Jennie: nope, we are with Irene and Wendy. Trying to get Joy's ass out of North korea.
Rosé: then why are you texting????
Jennie: multitask
Rosé: ok.....
Lisa: Rosemunk! Where are you?
Rosé: already coming with Momo.
Rosé: she now has clothes on
Jisoo: surprising no one saw you two
Rosé: I know. Steven is doing a good job
Lisa: that alien friend is amazing
Jennie: I love the fact that we are so chill about having an alien friend
Jisoo: Taehyung is our friend too insensitive fuck
Jennie: mY bAd
Rosé: and I love the fact that you guys are so chill about having zombie friends....
Jennie: it isn't that bad~~~
Lisa: yeah~~~
Jennie: and believe me i've tested it~~
Lisa: I am fucking boneless~~~
Jennie: she can bend at any level~~~
Lisa: which is nice~~~~
Rosé: ok. Stop.
Rosé: Jisoo where are you?
Jisoo: oh I'm already in our hotel.
Jisoo: helping Jihyo get away from Mina who is still after her.
Jennie: y'know. I think it's the quiet and sweet girls that are always the craziest one
Jennie: look at our baby chipmunk
Rosé: and whose fault it is????
Jennie: surely not mine
Rosé:......
Rosé: I am changing direction. I'll go to north korea and explode y'all
Jennie: see??
Rosé: Goshhhhhh... I need to pray again. It's been a while. Demons are starting to corrupt me
Rosé: those demons are all of you
Lisa: c'mon, we ain't that bad
Rosé: yes you are
Rosé: honestly, I can't even think of one good thing about you
Jisoo: even me?
Rosé: especially you
Jisoo: I am good looking
Rosé: I mean...
Rosé: you are not wrong but I was talking about personnality
Jisoo: if I am good looking. That's all that matter to me
Rosé: yes of course.
Jennie: I am sweet
Rosé: THROWING FUCKING GRENADE AT WENDY AIN'T SWEET!!!
Jennie: HEY! YO! WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SHOUTING AT ME????
Jennie: I've noticed it since yesterday but you always shout at me
Rosé: I AIN'T SHOUTING, I TEXTING!!!
Lisa: I HOT
Jisoo: I PRETTY
Jennie: I CONFUSED!!! WHY ROSIE???
Jennie: WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST ME????
Rosé: you are shoutable
Jennie: what???
Rosé: anyways. Sorry for that. You guys are just making me insane
Rosé: I'll change my plan.
Rosé: I'll quit Blackpink and become a sister to find peace.
Rosé: bye
Jisoo: But if you become one, we can't marry
Rosé:.....
Rosé: guess I am trapped
Nayeon: don't you take any break from this fucking groupchat???
Nayeon: half of us are back at the hotel now. It's only Lisa, Jennie, Seulgi, Irene, Wendy and Joy left.
Jisoo: we are having quality times away from the boring groups
Nayeon: hey.... :(
Nayeon: atleast we are good looking
Jisoo: I AM GOOD LOOKING!!!!
Nayeon: you are not
Jisoo:....... Rosiiiiiieee, Jennieeee, Lisaaaa. Defend me!!!!
Rosé went offline
Jennie went offline
Lisa went offline
Jisoo: the solidarity.....
Nayeon: get your ass here Jisoo.
Nayeon: we are going to revive Jihyo
Jisoo: oh so Mina got her
Nayeon: yeah because you dumbass were busy texting
Jisoo: my bad!
Nayeon:........
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Blackpink In Your Area (Ft TWICE and Redvelvet)
FanfictionRandom conversation between the members of blackpink
