Blackpink In Your Area (Ft TWICE and Redvelvet)

STRIKE

Somi: We are back for another hour.

Somi: the question is about Love

Jennie: omg no

Somi: shut

Somi: I am going to ask you. What is love?

Momo: I wanna know know know know

Nayeon: WHAT IS LOVE!!

Rosé: Sarangi eotteon neukkiminji

Somi: okay okay STOP. Just answer me.

Rosé: Love sure is beautiful

Somi: wow a first good answer

Rosé: ikr... i've learned a lot with Jenlisa.

Rosé: With love we can make music

Somi: Oh so you write music about love? Wonderful

Rosé: write music? Oh no it's more like...

Rosé: anh anh anh anh anh anh anh

Jihyo: omg I am going to clean my mind a second.

Jennie: okay Rosie, we understand. You are a good girl.

Somi: just...

Somi: just answer my question, will you?

Jihyo: Love is wonderful

Somi: again? Why this time?

Jihyo: when you are angry, you can blame everything at your lover even if he didn't do anything. And if he get mad then you get mad and he apologize. Wonderful.

Jennie: I see you are using the same technique.

Jihyo: A technique that still works well.

Lisa: wait....

Jennie: whatever. Love is Lisa.

Lisa: Love is Jennie ❤

Joy: love is mom

Somi: 😑

Yeri: Love is the world.

Dahyun: love is war

Tzuyu: Love is Sana

Sana: Love is Tzuyu.

Nayeon: Love is Yeonieee

Jeongyeon: same here.

(And so on for the royal ships because I am too lazy to write everything)

Somi: Today's therapy went pretty well.

Jeongyeon: we maybe prank and fight each other a lot but we still love each other.

Somi: okay so this is a question for the unnie.

Somi: As Unnie, You have to be the one who lead the relationship, whether it be love or friendship. you are the pillars.

Somi: So tell me.... Would you do it?

Irene: of course~~~

Irene: I love leading things....

Irene: right Seulgi?

Seulgi:😳😳

Somi: that's not what I meant...

Somi: as the unnie, you are their model. You need to fill them with care and love so they can grow up well... I've read all your recent messages and everything's so wrong....

Somi: Show them the good way. Be a better person for their sakes.

Jeongyon: wow I didn't think of that.

Somi: sure. You pass your time cursing at them that's why they are so evil now because it's YOU who taugh them that.

Wendy: wow... I feel guilty now

Momo: I have that strange feeling of wanting to say sorry.

Irene: Omg Joy

Jennie: My maknaes... I promise I'll be a better Unnie

Jihyo: I'll give you all my love

Lisa: wow.... You are really good at this Somi

Somi: I know... but it's still strange that I am a therapist. Just why?

Dahyun: don't ask us... We don't know.

Irene: Joy... Unnie's so sorry

Irene: I love you my daughter.

Yeri: lol. Joy fainted.

Rosé: Jennie unnie~~~~ I am hungry please buy me food~~~

Jennie: of course baby. What do you want?

Rosé: French fries.

Jennie: Okay... I'll be back

Rosé: I want France's french fries. Go to Paris and buy me some and be careful to not let it gets cold while you are on the way.

Jennie: But....

Rosé: please?

Jennie: okay okay because I am a better unnie!!!

Somi: something's wrong....

Lisa: Not at all 😗