The Adventures of Otaku No Soshiki

So fresh...

Afterschool, today was weird. We had to keep kids from killing each other. I was playing the piano with Psy when all of a sudden....

Mochi: *Playing* Well that should be the end of that. 

Psy: *comes in dancing*

Mochi: What are you doing?

Psy: I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts. I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts. 

Mochi: The f***?

Star: He's been watching anime vines...again...

Psy: *keeps dancing and repeating the phrase 3 times*

Mochi: God, make me want to join in for fun. 

Psy: *laughs* Oh come on it's funny

Mochi: Fine

Psy and Mochi: *dance* I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts x3

Mochi: OK ok its actually pretty funny

We ended doing this almost all day. We played piano for a bit. I sang songs from animes again. 

Psy: *hits me in the chest* 

Mochi: God ow have many times have you hit me in the boobs?

Psy: *thinks about it*

Mochi: Really? You have to think about it too?

Psy: Yes, and the number is around 120-130 times

Mochi: Geez, that's it. I'm going to keep it covered from now on.

Star: It's not our fault they have their own gravitational pull. They're just so big. It's hard to miss them.

Mochi: Geez thanks

Star: And then you make fun of me for having a small chest. Who's laughing now?

Mochi: Still me. Hmft!

Well, I guess that I'm going to have to do something about my boobs before I get breast cancer or something. Goodnight everybody and if it's your birthday happy birthday and sayonara

Psy: Bye have a great time *waves hand and hits me in the chest*

Mochi: Seriously?!?!?

Star: Deuces and you is a dead man

Mochi: Bye guys