The Adventures of Otaku No Soshiki

People these days...

Mochi: Man, you can't trust anyone these days. 

Star: Oh, come on Mochi it's not that bad. 

Mochi: They stole your fucking phone. I'm just glad you're getting another one or else the person who did that would be dead.

Psy: Wait, what? What's going on?

Mochi: Well since you were so busy, she got her phone stolen. 

Psy: I know, but what's this about you killing someone??

Mochi: Oh, don't worry, I'm not killing anyone....yet. 

Star: No Mochi, Bad Mochi

Mochi: Geez, fine. 

Psy: Sometimes I swear you really scare me.

Mochi: All part of my job. Best part of it too.

Psy: *is confused*

Mochi: Does this scare you? *starts off cute and then gets creepier and creepier* 

If you don't listen to me, hehehe, I will have no choice, but to RIP out your eyes and SHOVE them down your throat, so you can watch me TEAR YOUR CARCASS OPEN!

Psy: *backs away slowly* Jesus Christ...

Star: Eh...

Mochi: *returns to normal* I can really mean and scary if I try hard enough. *smiles*

Psy: *hyperventilating* 

Mochi: Don't you guys remember from the first freaking adventure? No one messes with the Mochi-chan or else...I turn into your absolute worst nightmare. You remember what I did to that guy's backpack?

Star: The one where you got ahold of scissors and cut his backpack straps and most of his backpack into pieces....

Mochi: Mhmm

Psy: Poor guy...

Mochi: *stares at Psy* 

Psy: ...that he was stupid enough to mess with you?

Mochi: Nice save

Psy: Alright well I believe my mother is here. Bye guys!

Star: Deuces. Off to get me a new phone!

Mochi: Bye. Off to find my next vict- I mean my next story. Yea...Sayonara!