The Adventures of Otaku No Soshiki

UCLA Trip...

Mochi: Well yesterday which was Thursday, me, Psy and Star went on a school trip to UCLA. For those who don't know, that is the University of California, Los Angeles. 

Psy: Yea, I brought donuts! *checks bag and starts to sad breath* Awww

Star: What happened?

Psy: They got squished...

Mochi: Aww, don't worry besides they are better squished

Psy: Ok...

Mochi: Let's get on the bus

We all get one the bus and the ride takes about 1.5 hours...we were playing with Star's 3DS so we weren't bored and  we had music which is a part of our life...

Mochi: Oh wow it's so pretty

Psy: It's huge!

Star and Mochi: *laugh and giggle* 

Psy: Why are you-?....Never mind I know...you guys are pervs

Mochi: We learned from the best

Star: Let's go, come on

We walked around and smelled delicious stuff in the air....but we had to deal with so many stairs...my legs are still sore...but thankfully we got a break for lunch time. 

Mochi: Well, seems like we are not going eat for a while. We're just waiting on the stairs...

Psy: Yea, thankfully we have the juice you gave us this morning

Star: Yea thanks

Mochi: I knew we would need something to drink, geez it's hot

We see a college guy wearing a kangaroo costume...

Mochi: Hey guys look at that guy

Star: Well that's attractive, aww he even has a baby in his pouch

Psy: *laughing* Oh my god, what if he gets an erection and the baby gets excited and pops up and is like "yay!" 

All: *laughs so hard*

Mochi: Geez, Psy man you traumatized me now I can never like at a kangaroo costume the same

Star: Yea, but man look at these college kids man, some of them need to lose weight...and most of them they are wearing shorts...ew

Mochi: God...Oh! Look at that fat guy. Look he waddles.

Star: Aww poor guy 

Psy: Somebody should walk behind him with a tuba and go "bum bum bum bum"

Mochi: That's so mean 

Psy: *makes tuba  sounds*

Star: That's messed up Psy geez

Psy: *laughs* 

Mochi: *trailing off* Oh, she's coming...do I need to press B to blow?

Psy: Really? You just lost your B to blow privileges

Star: Oh really, did she hear about my B to blow skillz!?

Mochi: On a side note, I cannot wait for Pitch Perfect 2!

Star: Yes it looks amazing and so funny

Psy: It does look awesome 

Mochi: My favorite song was the one the did at the pool. I think it was a mash-up of "Just A Dream" and "Just the way you are", what about you Star?

Star: "No Diggity" 

Mochi and Star: *begin to rap and sing the song* 

Star: You're going too fast geez

Mochi: Sorry when I sing, it's like I'm not in control anymore

Psy: Well we're going now. Come on

We went to go eat. Star had subway, Psy had a PB & J sandwich, and I had Carl's Jr, but when I went downstairs to get it, Psy and Star thought it would be funny to follow me.

As I walked back upstairs...

Psy and Star: *laughing* 

Mochi: Wait, what? Were you following me?

Psy: Yea we were behind you the entire time

Mochi: I knew I felt some kind of weird feeling. You guys suck.

Star: I was laughing the entire time. I'm surprised you didn't hear me.

Psy: Yea, I kept angling so you wouldn't see me, but you kept looking down.

Mochi: Well, that's how I walk faster, by looking down.

Star: Come on, let's go eat. 

We had a really good time. Star even said that was the best time she had all spring break so far. Psy said it too because video games don't count for him. 

We had fun making fun of college students and I accidentally ripped Psy's bag.

Psy: You owe me a new one!

Mochi: It was an accident, besides you touched my boob. Of course I was going to hit you. Geez, anyway...

I hope you enjoyed this part. Sayonara everyone!