Thug's Nanny

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I know some wonder how Kas mommy looked so the old birthday card in media. ❣
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King

I was half sleep and still had my eyes closed when I felt something tingling on my chest . I furrowed my eyebrows , keeping my eyes closed .

"Genesis?" I said groggily . I didn't get a answer , just heard a low snigger making my open my eyes quickly seeing Jason and some other lil boy run out laughing .

I looked down at my chest and saw some pink cream on it that smelt like dog shit .

"What the fuck man.." I grumbled as I stood up . I started walking to the bathroom to wipe it off until I saw they had dropped a bottle .

I read it and it said Nair , hair removing lotion .

"I know they did not.." I said through gritted teeth . I went to the bathroom , getting the first towel I saw and wiped my chest.

Sure enough , all my damn chest hair was gone just like that .

I rubbed my temples . "Okay he wanna play games.." I said .

I went to my suitcase , getting out my handcuffs . Had to brinb these when Jason joined this trip . "Jason!!!" I yelled . I heard him laughing from a far . I stormed downstairs , trying to follow the laugh . I saw the front door slam .

"Hey babe , what are you.." Genesis trailed off as she was washing some dishes .

"Hold on.." I said going out the front door , looking for him . I made sure to step carefully as I saw him peep around the corner before taking off again .

"Jason bring yo ass here.." I said taking off after him .

He ran wildly , laughing hysterically .

I was getting closer to him . "Pull !" He yelled , I furrowed my eyebrows before some kids pulled a rope apart from each other making me fall .

"Oh my fuc--" I cut my off as I started feeling crawling . I look down and saw I fell in an ant bed. I stood up quickly , dusting myself off .

"Aw shit." I yelled , pulling my shirt off, still dusting myself off .

"Watch yo profanity!" Jason said in a weak like voice . I looked around to see him smirking .

I walked up to him slowly . "Jason ..."

"..my name is Jeff ."

"You." I grabbed his shirt , picking him up , " are gonna stop messing with me , feel me?"

"Hmm...do that include Mondays?"

"Everyday!" I yelled . He coughed.

"Damn king , could've at least brushed yo donkey teeth , ole scorching breath."

"You know what.." I put him down , turning him around, handcuffing him .

"Damn king, doing that to the little kid.." Some of my older cousins , that were still here , laughed .

"HA HA." I laughed sarcastically .

"King this is child abuse.." Jason stated .

"Shut up! This shit you be doing is adult abuse ." I spat , he shook his head .

"I'm only a kid King.." He said looking up at me.

I bent down to his level . "Then act like it." I whispered .

"Daddy what are you doing to Jason?" Kassidy asked folding her arms .

"It's okay baby, I got this under control."