It's the music man and everything is fine, your eating Sonjas candy and progressing through Rosé and coke.
Then the Wells Fargo Wagon song plays. Sonja screams at the screen and starts heckling and throwing popcorn. She screams there all liars at Wells Fargo and the founder writes Riverdale. She starts crying because her family is being slandered by Frank Sinatra. You are a bad friend and don't want to calm her down.
People are telling her to shut up, but she won't. Security then escorts her out. You then look at the empty seat that security forced her out of. There is a letter written from the original J. P. Morgan to Arnold Schwarzenegger where she was sitting. In the exact shape of her ass....
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You take Sonja Morgan to see the Music man
Historia CortaReader x Sonja Morgan Sonja Morgan is your friend and you go to some small theater to see a re run of the music man. Sonja is on her fifth glass of Pinot Grigio and your sober. Inspired by Real Housewives of New York
