Parker Holland Fics

Peter Parker - Irondad

Warnings ~ peter being unlucky :(

Word Count ~ < 1k

Author's POV:

Peter had had the worst day possible. His day started off with a sensory overload. He slowly made his way to the bathroom to find painkillers but there weren't any.

May had to leave early to get to work which meant he had to make his own breakfast. Which he failed. He burnt his toast. So he looked through the cupboards. A snack bar. Perfect. Oh wait no. It's out of date. So he decided to have an apple. Turns out it was rotten.

And this all happened at 7am. He was going to swing to school but he was out of web fluid.

He set off for the train station but got caught in multiple delays. He missed his train so he had to walk.

He showed up to school 20 minutes late. Flash stole his lunch money the second he walked into the halls. Got beat up at break. Broken nose. Again. Messed up the web fluid in chemistry. Forgot his English homework. Got beat up again at lunch. Double broken nose. If that's even possible. Got given revision for 3 different subjects. There was a fire drill. Which on top of a sensory overload was like getting hit by a bus driving at 80mph.

After school he had detention (for forgetting his english homework) Finally at 4pm he could leave school. He messed up the web fluid so he couldn't swing to the tower.

He had to walk. At 4.30 he arrived at Avengers Tower. He got stopped by the new security and wouldn't be let in. He forgot his lanyard so he had to call Happy to let him up. When he got to the lab he walked over to Tony and crashed into his chest.

"Rough day?" Tony asked, not taking his eyes off of his work.

"Mhm"

"I have a broken nose so do you know where Bruce is?" Peter murmured.

"Also i have a sensory overload and i had to painkillers so i'll need some of those too"

"And i didn't have any breakfast and Flash stole my lunch money so i haven't eaten since yesterday"

"Yeah Bruce is in his lab- WAIT WHAT HAPPENED?!"

Tony dropped his phone and looked up at Peter, seeing his broken nose. It was bad.

"Go get Wanda she can show you" Peter groaned, flopping down onto the sofa Tony had put in the lab specifically for Peter.

"F.R.I.D.A.Y call Wanda to my lab"

"Miss Maximoff is on her way, it seems Miss Barnes is with her"

"Damn you Bucky. Your daughter's always here" Tony mumbled, seconds before Wanda and Violet walked in.

"You called Ton-"

"HOLY SHIT PETE WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR NOSE?!"

"Hey Vi" Peter mumbled, looking up at her.

"Jeez what happened? Do i need to go kill Flash?!" she scowled, her eyes glowing purple.

"Woah! no no no no no you don't need to kill anyone Vi i'm okay" Peter reassured.

"Good. Because he's a pathetic little shit anyway. Why don't you hit him back?" she asked.

"Because i can't? Everyone knows me as Penis no-family-no-one-cares-about-you Parker. If i all of a sudden hit him back it would be real sus" he said, slightly smiling at her.

"Want me to fix that or are you going to Bruce?" Violet asked.

"Mr Stark called Wanda here because she can show him what happened today" Peter said, turning to Wanda.

"I'll do it... but i can't stop that one from hunting Flash" Wanda laughed.

"Hey! That's mean! I don't love you anymore" Violet said, turning away from Wanda.

"Vi baby i'm joking" Wanda laughed.

"I know" she laughed back.

"Wanda you know what to do" Tony said.

"Is this gonna happen on a weekly basis?" Wanda asked.

"The sensory overloads are once every month" Peter mumbled.

"Ahahahahaha it's like you have a period" Violet burst out laughing.

"Shut up. Wanda just read my mind already"

"Alright SpiderBoy calm down" Wanda chuckled.

"It was a mistake coming here" Peter muttered.

"You bet your ass it was, kid"