Parker Holland Fics

Peter Parker - "That's What She Said"

Warnings ~ that's what she said

Word Count ~ < 1k

Emily's POV:

Everyone calls me and Peter, "The Innocent Cinnamon Rolls" but they are so wrong about that.

My catchphrase, like Michael Scott, is 'That's What She Said'.

Obviously, i make sure not to say it when i'm with the others.

I slipped up first, in front of Peter.

"What movie are we watching?" he asked.

"How about Star Wars?" i suggested.

"Yes! You know me SO well!" he exclaimed, jumping onto the sofa.

*15 minutes later*

Peter was struggling to open a can.

He's Spider-Man.

How is that even physically possible.

"Urgh it's so hard" he moaned.

"ahahahaha that's what she said!" i cackled, not realising what i just said out loud.

"Aha i knew she wasn't innocent!" he laughed.

"Shit"

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So yeah. That's how Peter found out.

Now we come to the rest.

I was in the car with my dad (Tony), Nat and Steve.

We drove past a window-cleaner.

He was cleaning the window of a 3 storey building, from the bottom floor. With a very long wiper.

Nat pointed at him and said, "Wow that's long"

"That's what she said!" i laughed.